Jon Seymour

@MysterySolvents AG, 86'd

What will the last sentence in Todd Blanche’s biography say?

There is a deep, deep sickness at the heart of American culture. It has nothing to do with beach art. It has everything to these jackbooted fascists pictured here. What a complete cartoon the US has become. What an utter disgrace, you complete and utter loons.

It is amazing how both MAGA and the shooter have the same talking points re: security of places other than the non-existent ballroom.

@EdKrassen The magician had to cancel at the last minute. In his place the obsequious Todd Blanche will make a warehouse of files disappear.

BREAKING: Karoline Leavitt: “Tomorrow night the President will be going [to the White House Correspondents Dinner] for the first time since he’s been a sitting president. I think it’s very fitting that he is going in the 250th year of our nation’s birthday, since he is the most accessible and transparent president that our nation has ever had.” HAHAHAHAHA... As he continues to coverup the Epstein files and makes billions of dollars as President.

@MysterySolvents The Indefensible.

If Kash Patel were a cocktail, what would it be called?

@chiky_handlr Not if they intend immigrating to Australia - we don’t want them and their diseased minds. Let them find salvation in a country recently deprived of USAID - let them come to full appreciation of how the world regards Trump and his supporters. hint: their life will be miserable

Trump supporters are threatening to leave the US if Trump is sent to prison. 🫨 Do you agree with them?

@realtimsharp Welcome back to reality, dude. This has literally been obvious to almost everyone on the planet for 10 years. However, it is excellent to see that you retain enough sanity, to finally see the light. Welcome back. Try to stay sane - such conceits are very dangerous.

I think it’s time we’re honest. This is too far and crosses the line.

@MikeCarlton01 @call_me_tomasso Christian Zionists are batshit crazy. Their level of batshit craziness is a measure of their devotion. Trump is adorable to them because it requires them to elevate their levels of batshit crazy to truly ecstatic levels. They love Satan, they really do - it fills them with joy.

My scripture’s a bit rusty, to be sure. But for true believers, isn’t this lay-down blasphemy ?

@unusual_whales Entirely expected from the Grifter in Chief. The cowardly little troll has no idea how to fight a war, but he does know how to grift. He will die, and thus never be held responsible. The subordinate grifters, however, will pay for their greed. Justice demands it.

BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time. The trader seemingly made huge gains. Unusual.

@pureMetatron I think we should make an exception for Trump. public urination on all landmarks, buildings and people bearing his name should be allowed on one day each year - 14th June - henceforth known as National Public Urination Day

I'm gonna die on this hill. Charlie Kirk dies, people laugh and dance. Rob Reiner dies, people laugh and dance. Now Robert Muller died, Trump says he is glad he is dead. Trump will die, people will be dancing and celebrating. Biden will die, people will be dancing and celebrating. Can we make it a thing where it's just morally wrong to celebrate death? It's inappropriate, petty, vindictive and morally out of place. We need to be better than this as a nation and a people.

@BillyBaldwin Not just on his grave. Any building, landmark, theatre, relative with his name on it.

When Trump dies... I wonder how many people will piss on the grave of this corrupt, incompetent, vindictive, thin skinned coward??

Good things to have for a war: - justification - objectives - strategy - plans - logistics - allies - serious leadership - a clue

Someone should ask Trump if he planning on inviting Jimmy Carter to his next meeting with Netanyahu. Just to see how we reacts. I mean, it IS a clown show, it is MEANT to be funny.

You can only let clowns run the circus for so long before the tent collapses. The logical consequences of empowering Donald Trump is a nation getting smacked in the face by reality—turns out no amount of bluster can outrun consequences. What a clown show.

@lesstenny The ligature is not nearly tight enough.

What would be your first reaction if this happened soon?

When was the last time a journalist not subject to Israeli censorship saw Netanyahu in public?

Contender for Chief Deputy Clown and Supreme Drunkard - Under Signer of the Great US Humiliation.

In the 2050’s when the last ceramic tile of the last Trump urinal has been disposed of in landfill, America wi still be fighting Trump’s Forevee War. Thanks Donald - Putin and Netanyahu’s bitch.

MAGA’s final, plaintive plea: “Sorry. Make America Great Again. Please. You were right, we completely fucked it sideways. Sorry”

American Nihilism - a project for the 21st century brought to you by the financially, morally and odorously bankrupt Donald Trump and his legions of stupid, selfish and eternally defeated acolytes. You had a choice you wankers. You chose badly and now you will pay.