Jon Frisch
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Jon Frisch
@jonwatchin
Writer. Musician. Jesus follower. Dad-jokes. Co-host of @LockedOnAngels and @SuperHaloBros #GoHalos Former Digital Games and Creative at Ellen.
Pasadena, CA Katılım Ekim 2011
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@mimie701 @BMeiselas And, don't be so obtuse about what Brett is saying; we've had more than 30 years of "it will be better if XY and Z happens." And here we are, once again, with the same talking points we've heard over and over.
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@mimie701 @BMeiselas Yes Mimi. It was Brett and my generation who was sent off to fight these wars. We know it very well.
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And so they did.
And peace instantly blanketed the Middle East like warm sunshine.
Iran laid down its centrifuges, Hezbollah opened a chain of falafel trucks, and every militia traded AKs for olive branches.
Everyone lived happily ever after.
The end. ✨
Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur
Netanyahu to the U.S. Congress, 2002: "If you take out Saddam, Saddam's regime, I guarantee you that it will have enormous positive reverberations on the region."
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What the hell: The US accidentally invaded Mexico on Monday, storming a beach and planting DoD “restricted area” signs claiming the land for “the commander,” and triggered a standoff with armed Mexican security forces, all because Trump’s government can’t even identify a border on a map.
Mexico tore the signs out. The Pentagon admitted the troops “miscalculated” the boundary.
The US Embassy in Mexico said the following about the incident: "Changes in water depth and topography altered the perception of the international boundary's location."
The Pentagon added that contractors would "coordinate with appropriate agencies to avoid confusion in the future."



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It is now in our Constitution that only US citizens can vote in Texas elections.
Daily Caller@DailyCaller
🚨BREAKING: Voters in Texas have APPROVED a ballot question requiring citizenship to vote
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@reformedhg “To live is Christ, and to die is gain. Except when it comes to tipping.”
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Kiss my ass bitch
Fuck you
The White House@WhiteHouse
Happy Valentine's Day ♥️
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@robert15403 @CubanOnlyTrump Cared so much that he destroyed the Safety Committee: "The aviation security committee will technically continue to exist but it won't have any members to carry out the work of examining safety issues at airlines and airports."
Your misspelling of "praying" is quite apropos.

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@CubanOnlyTrump Very sad but it is comforting too know we have a President that really cares about people. Not like the disgusting President before President Trump that would only care if a large democrat donor were on board. Preying for all the dead and their families.
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BREAKING 🚨 Here is President Trump’s official Statement on the terrible crash at Reagan Airport #planecrash #Washington Potomac River

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@newvangelicals I hate trump/Elon as much as the next guy. But disingenuous lying about the meaning of a goofy gesture doesn’t do anything to change minds
Elon is just a dork and claiming he was trying to do a nazi salute is a huge stretch
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@ImMeme0 Maybe don’t be a lying political grifting sack of shit?
x.com/osfm/status/18…
Oregon State Fire Marshal@OSFM
@MilaLovesJoe We sent 75 fire engines. Your statement about our teams not being allowed into California is false. Our teams arrived yesterday and are working around the clock to help our neighbors.
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@LesterDiamond99 Maybe don't clog up the hashtag with your stupid political bullshit.
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@jonwatchin If I looked like this, I’d throw myself in the fire.
Does your wife’s bf know you took a picture with his guitar?

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Breaking News!! Joe Biden has announced that because of the fires in Pasadena, Ukraine will receive $10 billion in federal funding to help with their wildfire prevention. Pasadena will get $750 & a Taco Bell Chalupa #eatonfire #breaking

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THIS DECEMBER!
#AEW brings you an epic double feature for the holidays from the iconic Hammerstein Ballroom @ManhattanCenter in NYC!
Be there LIVE for #AEWCollision on Sat. Dec 21, and #AEWDynamite on Sun. Dec 22!
Tickets are on sale soon at AEWTIX.com
• VIP Early Access: TOMORROW at 10am ET
• Presale: Thu 11/21
• On Sale: Mon 11/25

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@Noragamiftw @_ChicagoV_ @HackingButLegal PS: this is *exactly* what happened in the last Trump administration, and the government had to bail the farmers out.
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@Noragamiftw @_ChicagoV_ @HackingButLegal So then think about who you sell your oranges to, such as China, who has now slapped a retaliatory tariff on the US for imports, including your oranges. Just like in the video OP posted, it takes a huge buyer (China) out of your selling market, and other countries swoop in.
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