horrifying sludge

one of the coolest stories in sports: all of the niners’ best defenders got their bones shredded by electromagnetic fields, so the team had no choice but to field volunteer workers who have never played football in their life. be sure to thank these nameless heroes

We have the one and only 49 karat gold Labubu ✨

how do i turn making my friends laugh into career opportunities

i used the normal sampling theorem in stat 426 for the last time

@malaka87179181 @ParthVerma71549 rtd's floor after i knock the coffee over

@ParthVerma71549 I built on it. I added a second sentence. Also it's for a new audience. Would you ever tell a child that the Easter Bunny isn't real

Did today's wordle a second time and I got in correct on the first try!!! What are the chances of that?????

@madjbee you'll get em next year

@joooooojb ok should i bleed out or wait to be stoned at the town square…

@madjbee lmaooooo

“learn by doing” is looking a lot like learn by doing this freaking packet yo

you are my sunshine, my only sunshine

@malaka87179181 i actually plan on dropping that one unfortunately no cap

@joooooojb Statistically speaking, you are in my class

statistically speaking, 5 people in the squid game are named mohammed

if ha-seong kim goes to the dodgers im making luigi mangione look like a boy scout

canva is an industry plant

@madjbee i wouldn't make it to four i can tell you that much

@joooooojb you have no idea how much a 4 peat would mean to me for this specific reason

i do NOT want my college years to be completely contained in a chiefs dynasty SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

they don’t know that california polytechnic state university at san luis obispo, the harvard of central california, beat them to it

Californians LOVE slavery and mass incarceration HOORAY 🤩🤩🤩

get me out of california man

@henry_pre Tbilisi

eating straight vagina at the georgian restaurant