meowddie

what my twitter means to me:

giving ted talks to brick walls had me honorably discharged from the idgaf war

my type if it was a playlist fr

there is no such thing as short term memory loss in the era of BeReal

thinkin bout pocket frogs

proud bulbasaur truther

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

choosing my new apartment based on proximity to a pokestop and nothing else

STOP wagging your finger at my ovaries

seeing people react to game of thrones for the first time in 2026 lowkey feels like i'm god watching humans discover how to make fire

my life has improved greatly since i realized i can just listen to playboi carti

wordle in 2

5lbs of onions: caramelized soup: french

gross crab activity

call me radiohead the way i am okaying computer

smoking on that shit that made gene wilder