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*un pedofilo se me queda mirando en el parque* yo con 7 años pensando que era un ojeador:

@RangersBear55 @rickygervais @MattJohnson_72

LOVE @rickygervais 😅

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@__37JH @MattJohnson_72

@MattJohnson_72 @fesshole 😂😂

Years ago in my early 20s an openly gay man asked me if I realised I was gay. 'I'm not' I said, but it played on my mind for years and years and, long story short, he was right. Just took me a decade to realise.

@MattJohnson_72 @OasisMania Fuck 😍

Talk Tonight, Heaton Park 2025 #OasisLive25

Lucas Bergvall on his first Champions League match: "I came here to drink milk, and slide tackle rapists. And I'm all out of milk."

@MattJohnson_72 @mxximxximxxi Why do you think I go tut jim

getting all the signs lately

@MattJohnson_72 @g_gosden

@MattJohnson_72 @more_meat_loaf People take the piss, but I’m just trying my best.

Not sure I've ever laughed as hard as I did at these replies

@MattJohnson_72 @bambibristol 🤯🤯

‘How’s your dad taking the divorce?’

I’m a Baleba in not cheating on your dying wife but here we are

I beg your fucking pardon? And he’s been granted bail?

@MattJohnson_72 @Mappy6984 😂😂

Low key a death race 💀💀💀

@MattJohnson_72 @mainlyoasis 🥹

This is absolutely beautiful ❤️ There will never be anything that touches this tour ever again

@XFilesAesthetic Chickens @MattJohnson_72

What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart?

@MattJohnson_72 @CB1878_ Flying!

Matey holding him up is on another planet

@MattJohnson_72 @FuckKoroks But I still stand by everything I said yesterday.