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not exactly a furnace of ambition
Minneapolis Katılım Mart 2009
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getting a haircut at Great Clips feels like when a criminals bleeding out in a movie and goes to a vet
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the second best feeling in the whole world is when a girl runs her fingers through your hair. the best feeling is definitely besting a foe in a test of swordsmanship. he was careless, a lunge too far, an opening for my blade. you were formidable but never stood a chance
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this is my take on the St. Paul jacket and I’m not worried about any of them reading this because they all moved to Bluesky
gabby@MISERABLEN0W
it used to mean something when a guy had a cool jacket. but there’s been a recent cooljacketflation so they’ve lost all significance
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Director: “well, I’d say that the final cut!”
Disney Exec: “not so fast- first we have to run it by Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors”
Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors: “Delicious reds and greens! A feast for Pazuzu!”
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Ben the chimpanzee from Primate has just arrived to the #Oscars, killing six people
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if I were the Omelas child I would simply vote for progressive Democrats in key races
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One of the few people who actually did funny Trump impressions on here
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this was how I became the jury foreman
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used to have a job organizing and training groups at events. so, hundreds of times, i got to walk up to a small bunch of people and 100% surprise them, asking: "okay. new task. who's going to be the leader?". 99% of the time everyone, together, instinctually looked at one person
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a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs
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Sitting in a waiting room and a man’s phone suddenly blares “Patricia Heaton completes the olive oil challenge.” And then silence.
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