jordanjae🐾

my whole heart and more💙

This Bonnie Blue “petting zoo” thing is terrifying, locking yourself in a cage and letting men do whatever they want to you. Atp she’s genuinely a danger to society. Her and every one of those 2000 men need prison and public shaming.

me after that penalty decision

when i have to keep removing my headphones because someone keeps talking to me

"up to you" "you pick" just kill me.

What I would’ve done

The natural scent of a man you're in love with>>>>

Wise words.

me trying to communicate i want to leave

This is the best episode of Love Island I’ve seen in years.

People who steal packages are a diff type of grimey, you don’t even know what’s in the f*cking box 😭

me leaving the wizard store with a defected invisibility cloak

Roy Keane looks like he’s just finished a Greggs sausage Roll and couldn’t be fucked to brush the crumbs off.

me

It’s time for the reminder

i love when i can smell my perfume on myself like damn girl you smell delicious

wondering what's changed in my life recently for it to be that interesting, the mom of the girls who “hate” me from school, are watching my stories like they're a fan of mine😂