Jordan Lexa fully vaccinated, in a mask 😷

@padenhop @ChipotleTweets Same 😭

@ChipotleTweets I’m allergic to guacamole

@ChipotleTweets Girls too! Can confirm, my order is the same as when I worked at Chipotle at 18😂

boys really try 1 chipotle order at 15 and decide that's enough flavor for life

@Damagak You should go back to the headphones that went on your shoulders, you had them for a long time and didn't lose them

There's a reason I bring three pairs of headphones everywhere, and it's because I forget two of them before I leave for jury duty and really need that third one.

@FormerAntivax @higgsri 🤣

@higgsri Yup so does fire.

Dihydrogen monoxide is dangerous, is basically hydrogen peroxide. It's the same thing, people!!! One oxygen doesn't make a difference.

@ravenscimaven @aranet_home @BradleyLexton this is that CO2 monitor thing I wanted

Aranet reached out + wanted me to try the Aranet4! I told them I wanted to do a GIVEAWAY! ✨Follow me + @aranet_home! ✨Tag a friend in the comments, each comment is an entry! ✨Giveaway open globally, closes 3/26! ✨2 winners will randomly selected and contacted by me via DM!

@maddiejayy Yikes

@jordanlexa There are several of them in here 😬

I didn’t catch all of them, but there were THREE House Sparrows just in the water fountain 😂

@maddiejayy 🤣🤣🤣 hopefully they got outside

Birding inside DFW

@maddiejayy Yay!!!

Done with work for the week because I’m heading back to Oregon for a few days tomorrow. Yes I am putting my boss on mute. 🤣

1/n) My thoughts on this are: if you follow the CDC guidelines and come around my grandmothers or diabetic aunts...

@KennethBartlet9 @FormerAntivax How? She was one, and then she learned better, pretty straightforward.

@SigmaAldrich A rare moment of him not moving 😆

@jordanlexa Share us a pic please 😯

What's the trickiest products to weigh? We’ll go first: Eugenol

@maddiejayy Heck yes

Just filed my taxes am apparently getting hella money back from Oregon since I left…

@Damagak Ooo that's a good one!

Nothing hits the dopamine sensors quite like clicking a YT video you KNOW is gonna confirm your prior biases, and getting your prior biases confirmed.

@ravenscimaven Are you including the feeling of being stabbed by 100 needles too?

How many of you have ever taken a walk or run and after you finished, your legs were itchy? Like extremely itchy?

@bryangreenberg @TODAYshow Legit just made the connection that your smoke show wife, played Clarice... To be fair though, she doesn't have purple hair or lizard eyes irl.

@umcornell Wait, did she come out in support of the genocide? I thought she just said it was sad and that she wouldn't comment on it?

watching the internet forget selena gomez is a literal zionist just because they’re rebooting that wizard show….

@maddiejayy I hope you see really cool birds on your car when you leave work ❤️

I am STRUGGLING today. TGIF

@FeministHellcat 🙌🙌 Yes!! Acid is not alkalizing!

Your dad is awesome & I’m glad this drink helps. BUT…. 1. There’s no way the food you consume can alter the pH levels of your blood. The pH of the body is a tightly regulated. 2. Key lime is citrus as in citric ‘acid’ so how does adding acid make your body alkaline? Think!!

@Fab_Fwd I've seen some people who have perpetuated harmful HIV stereotypes, be extremely against the vaccine. 🤔

Seeing some news (finally) about Long Covid behaving like HIV. I have been HIV positive since 2007 and am very lucky to have a very good doctor, an HIV specialist, so I asked him about it.