Craig

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Craig

Craig

@jorgalbertz

Bullshitter extraordinaire

Eureka Katılım Nisan 2009
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Craig@jorgalbertz·
Ok, so it’s baby name data day! The best day of the year (apart from many others). Prompted by seeing on Twitter this morning that Nigel is an extinct name - less than three last year, possibly zero (@ONS only report 3 or more for confidentiality). NO MORE NIGELS.
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Craig@jorgalbertz·
@elisjames I will be your Sunday unfunny ringer!
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C H E L B! 🌭
C H E L B! 🌭@chelbb_·
currently eating at a restaurant in Edinburgh where they presented a variety of knives and asked me to “choose the knife that speaks to me most” for consumption of my meal
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Craig@jorgalbertz·
@drivelcast That’s a New Yorker cartoon joke right there
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Drivelcast@drivelcast·
Or, as they call it, 'Humanplay'
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colin murray@ColinMurray·
Just bought a collection of James Bond mini chocolate bars (not an Ad). I started thinking about chocolate James Bond movies and I’m struggling! All I’ve managed… Licence To Kit Kat No Dime To Die Butterfinger (US) Help me out if you can. Or not. 0️⃣0️⃣7️⃣ 🍫
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Craig@jorgalbertz·
Dear Alice - jog on.
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Never dealt with an organisation as incompetent, unapologetic, and insensitive as @Belastingdienst.
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Craig@jorgalbertz·
Fair fucks Timo - great finish.
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Craig@jorgalbertz·
Get in the sea 🔨 🔨
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Gladbach@borussia_en·
What is this? Wrong answers only.
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Bombers crew congratulating Tuchel when England go 10 years unbeaten
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Craig@jorgalbertz·
This aged well.
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Craig@jorgalbertz·
Pull your socks up dickheads. Time to dispel Spursy once and for all.
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Craig@jorgalbertz·
Veltman is a rubbish human.
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Craig@jorgalbertz·
Technically, I’m better than Werner. Genuinely.
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