Craig

Ok, so it’s baby name data day! The best day of the year (apart from many others). Prompted by seeing on Twitter this morning that Nigel is an extinct name - less than three last year, possibly zero (@ONS only report 3 or more for confidentiality). NO MORE NIGELS.

@elisjames I will be your Sunday unfunny ringer!

@chelbb_ Cleaver

currently eating at a restaurant in Edinburgh where they presented a variety of knives and asked me to “choose the knife that speaks to me most” for consumption of my meal

@drivelcast That’s a New Yorker cartoon joke right there

Or, as they call it, 'Humanplay'

@ColinMurray You Only Live Twix

Just bought a collection of James Bond mini chocolate bars (not an Ad). I started thinking about chocolate James Bond movies and I’m struggling! All I’ve managed… Licence To Kit Kat No Dime To Die Butterfinger (US) Help me out if you can. Or not. 0️⃣0️⃣7️⃣ 🍫

Dear Alice - jog on.

Never dealt with an organisation as incompetent, unapologetic, and insensitive as @Belastingdienst.

Fair fucks Timo - great finish.

Sort it out. Alisson wears trackies, why can’t everyone else?

@DantheManinaPan @StevenJamesHyde I DEMAND A REMATCH

@jorgalbertz @StevenJamesHyde It's not valid anymore lol

Your capitol may be at risk

When Starmer said he wanted to go on the offensive I don’t think he meant this

Danny from McFly’s inspo @SundayBrunchC4

Legend. theguardian.com/sport/2024/oct…

Get in the sea 🔨 🔨

@borussia_en Your butt

What is this? Wrong answers only.

Bombers crew congratulating Tuchel when England go 10 years unbeaten

This aged well.

Pull your socks up dickheads. Time to dispel Spursy once and for all.

Veltman is a rubbish human.

Technically, I’m better than Werner. Genuinely.