C H E L B! 🌭

I know it’s a bad habit but it’s something to take the edge off

pickles don't count right we can eat pickles

Avoiding getting the parasite by swapping out my vegetables for half a baguette for lunch

@jonaasw1 cafe

I created a list of my favorite cafes to work at in NYC. Coffee shops > offices. I started my company inside a coffee shop. Beautiful spaces. Good energy. Surrounded by people locking in. And you randomly meet the most interesting people. My list includes the cafe name, neighborhood, and a proprietary, confidential scoring system based on: - Work space (tables, outlets, WiFi, design) - Food (quality, options, price) - Music (playlist, can you take calls) - People (do interesting people go here) - Coffee (does it hit) - Vibes (overall energy) I'd love to share this list with you + add new spots. Comment "CAFE" and I'll DM you the list.

@mattstasoff You know what they say, money is the new engagement (they say that right)

fuck it, make ppl pay for a contest

@Buccaneers @iamGueric

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

And they say performance art is dead

Rear View, Sunset by Jenny Bloomfield

Okay not the one we were expecting but take your wins etc

@flexiblefoodie Insane string of texts to get before a morning dj set in 10000% humidity

happy 1 year anniversary to the day I concussed myself and had to show up on calls like this for 2 months

I love drinking chasers. Just drinking a bunch of chasers all night. Diet coke

Spent the majority of the Nora en pure set Google image searching the exact species of fish in her visuals (those are bluefin tuna btw)

I should be allowed to buy and ship @HEB butter tortillas by the case

Art directors when the copy threatens to break onto a second line:

@SolidGrooover Do you still need one 👀 (I have to go out of town last min)

Looking for 1 ANOTR t*cket for Saturday. Thank you 🤝

@milkkarten Been saying it for months — TikTok shop saturation is killing scroll time

same new account, instagram vs tiktok views. i feel like instagram is absolutely pumping right now and tiktok has lost a bit of its juice.

there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.

@itskevingraham KEVINNNNNNNNNNN

9 months ago my best friend and I went out to interview strangers in San Diego. We had no clue what to do or ask, but believed there was a need and that it would be fun. Today we signed with Disney. We live in the best timeline to change your life in under one year.

スケッチ　横向きに寝る犬の口元は垂れる

@RGA The rectangle of life

Everyone on this flight is an iPad kid, a corporate laptop adult, or a max-type-size phablet senior. I have never felt more connected to the circle of life.