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the ghost of jorg shidmann

@jorgdothtweet

notorious thought criminal @tranz_schubert, currently serving a sentence of 7 days to life in HMP Twitter Gaol she/her and pretty

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the ghost of jorg shidmann
the ghost of jorg shidmann@jorgdothtweet·
You actually cannot be serious. 7 days in jail for this
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John Attridge
John Attridge@John_Attridge·
How it feels to send an email with no exclamation marks
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Kathryn Jezer-Morton@KJezerMorton·
between this and the Mile End Kicks trailer, we're on the verge of having too much Montreal in the culture, which we all know is a recession indicator
Chris Black@donetodeath

How Long Gone #916: @themjeans and I chat with @xMAdMx about Montreal vibes, shooting a roll of film a day in the ’90s, taking The Verve to Tom & Jerry’s, Canadian ayahuasca, owning Bo Burnham on vinyl, and getting back in the studio with Courtney — podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/916…

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immy e. 🦊
immy e. 🦊@immy_inside·
talking to an old friend I haven't heard from since like, middle school? like early puberty and he said hello, i said i was waking up and it would take me a sec to respond, and he hits me with:
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🜚@vo_ro_na·
It's serious out here
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Alex🇨🇦
Alex🇨🇦@alex2yc·
10:30 PM, phone dying, notes app statement, didn’t bother to crop the screenshot 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Don Davies@DonDavies

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nigaud attardé™️
nigaud attardé™️@puteveniseplage·
Porno ras le bol
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rust belt roadtrip
rust belt roadtrip@gmoult·
a poem of insults hurled at priests by liberal polish factions in the US from 1890
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jörg shidmann
jörg shidmann@tranz_schubert·
G: The dog is foofy. J: It’s FOOFY??? G: FOOFY, JERRY E: Well surely you didn’t expect a girl like that to have a rottweiler? G: Something a little more HETEROSEXUAL would’ve been nice! J: Look on the bright side! It could’ve been a wiener dog!
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jörg shidmann@tranz_schubert

workshopping big things here

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🜚@vo_ro_na·
Sometimes I want to make a tweet that has a vaguely sexual or erotic connotation as a joke but I also don't want anyone to get the impression that I'm capable of that sort of thing
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🜚@vo_ro_na·
The evil bus with evil yellow lighting
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