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Jared Orton

Jared Orton

@jorton622

Love God, Love People. Husband to @korton224. President @TheSavBananas

Katılım Eylül 2011
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Jared Orton
Jared Orton@jorton622·
Out here catching strays from the parking lot! We are innocent!
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Rick Smith@RickSmithIII·
Adi and Emily with Bananas team president @jorton622. Jared spoke on campus two years ago at the annual Chamber dinner.
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There is no greater test of the human mind than remembering the full legal names of the 946 stuffed animals that are in your child’s room.
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@appsTATE12 Keeping up with the Jones’ like “Oh man Jonesing for a nice dinner recently” Very not correct
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Jordan Tate@appsTATE12·
@jorton622 I’m scared to ask because I may be wrong…What did you think it meant?
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I have been incorrectly using “jonesing” my entire life and I am haunted by this revelation.
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Motion to change the following corporate-talk phrase: “Moving this to the top of your inbox…” becomes “Warming up these leftovers in the microwave for ya…”
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I still don’t know how to spell Albuquerque, but this was awesome.
Savannah Bananas@TheSavBananas

Albuquerque, you brought that big desert energy this weekend🌵We threw on our best thrifted fits with Philly! After our food fight, Flash showered off at the plate 🫣 then we sat, relaxed and watched the Simpsons and our very own Eric Jones learned how to Flamenco up to the Plate💃 New Mexico was magical, let’s keep this Banana Ball rolling in Mesa next weekend!

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Jared Orton@jorton622·
Dinner scene My child: Dada, today is President’s Day. Me: I know! Child: Georgia Washington was the first president. Me: How did you know that? Child: He fighted bad guys. Me: Oh.. Child: He gives us money with his face on it. Me: Oh my… Child: He was the president on the moon.
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Danny Mack@dannyrollbrowns·
@jorton622 My favorite birthday gift from my gram was an SI kids subscription. I think I still have the cards lol such a bummer to see it fade over the years
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Yo, this Sports Illustrated stuff is wild.
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