Jordan Toplitzky

@INArteCarloDoss Please open your DM. Thanks

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@DrewUnga Nice one!

That’s the sound of the TOP

H/t ⁦@NewYorker⁩

Nothing ever moves in this impacted colon of a country. We see a problem and we ignore it, lie about it, fight about it. When China sees a problem, they fix it. They build a dam, we debate what to rename it. #SpoilerAlert #WeLost

An open letter to @MeyersLeonard

Sitting at the airport waiting to board Southwest with my newly 17yo son (bday today). Flying for 2nd time in a year to attend regional swim championship in Utah. Notable disconnect between LUV share price and airport traffic... for those wondering, he’s got me by a full inch now

Long Beach parking lot

NFT = New Fashioned Tulips #NFT

They don’t even hear it do they?

Ok, so apparently somebody paid $639 for a tweet that was then deleted, and now someone is selling a tweet making fun of this. We all now live inside an absurd joke. #FedHistory v.cent.co/tweet/13683140…

Judging by spam calls I think half of GDP is expiring auto warranties.

On this National Gun Violence Awareness Day, let your voice be heard and show your commitment to reducing gun violence.

.@craftxbeer is a new club sending you uncommon beers from our nation’s smaller, truly independent breweries. dadd.io/2qAqVrv

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thanks for the love @Variety. #RLBuddySystem lookin good at #1

Trump should know OBAMA NEVER LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE! He's in the closet! HE HAS SCISSORS!

Couldn't be happier to come home today a family of 4. @msjenleigh instagram.com/p/BOjO7ohAyE0/