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@skeptic4li @redsteeze Now do Joe Biden. #sitdown.

@redsteeze Let’s see, one exaggerated — but not entirely false — claim, versus an entirely fabricated resume from the latest Republican liar. You don’t even get a “nice try” for this failed attempt at “whataboutism.”

Remove and arrest her.

@MandalorianGe0 @sullydish They are also a different culture. I may be your friend but if you came to my home and made fun of me calling my traditions silly, you’d be asked to leave with the quickness.

@josephcphillips @sullydish They are our friends and allies. It is our duty to goof on them when they do embarrassing stuff. Your friends wouldn't let you walk around with split pants would they? Monarchy is silly.

Seriously: WTF?

@MandalorianGe0 @sullydish Unless you marry into a culture that honors such customs, in which case it’s rude and ugly.

@sullydish People are given titles by virtue of birth and other people are expected to bow and curtsy to these people. It's really silly and laughing at it is correct and patriotic.

@realStanVG When you try to play gotcha but end up sounding like an idiot.

@kimmie_c_ Lucky

I just saw a beaver! 🤗🦫

Is this true?

@BrunusCutis Jesus never blocks.

Serious Question (sorta): "If Jesus had a Twitter account, would he follow or block YOU?"

@KenGardner11 @Bombshell_Squad But you don’t earn any virtue brownie points.

As a matter of energy policy, trying to force a transition to electric cars over upgrading electric grids to be able to handle the increased demand for electricity is literally putting the cart before the horse.

Good morning, Twitter.

@JonnyMicro Hang on. I’m on my way.

Current situation, please send help

@DBecketh Stop wining and buy an electric car.

@kylegriffin1 🤔. Was he referring to the four years of the Trump presidency?

Rep. Jamie Raskin to CBS: "Two of the hallmarks of a fascist political party are, one, they don't accept the results of elections that don't go their way. And two, they embrace political violence."

@POTUS Please define assault weapon

It's time we ban assault weapons so our kids learn to read and write in schools instead of learning to duck and cover.

@1WitchyChick @BrunusCutis

@BrunusCutis Living in your car is nothing to be embarrassed about in this economy

Hey guys, I'm in Tahoe for the weekend... ... enjoy this pic of a storm over the North Rim of the Grand Canyon from last weekend!!

@DubzyOnceAgain Brazilian wax

Good morning beautiful people

@OPFORPio @kimmie_c_ Iow you have no reason to call her a thot.

@josephcphillips @kimmie_c_ What makes you her defender?

Hot damn

@OPFORPio @kimmie_c_ What makes her a thot?

@kimmie_c_ Mom & dad: I hope all those violin lessons pay off Thot jumps up on bar: <rocks out to 🎶Shipping Up to Boston🎵>

I really think I’m gonna delete this app. There’s some monkey business afoot. And it’s not fun Or funny. (Points if you get the reference 😉)

I find it ironic that an American president would be fighting the idea of making America Great Again.

@StevenBeschloss I’m wondering why this speech was not necessary when Leftists were burning cities. 🤔

Joe Biden needed to make this speech. Americans needed him to stand up for democracy & against the MAGA Republicans who, as he put it, operate on "fear, division & darkness," who "embrace anger and thrive on chaos." We needed him to assert we can "stop the assault on democracy."