Joey Stokes

@alainakayxx Go watch the Andy Griffith show. Notice how happy and peaceful the town is? The town drunk is the only married person.

@alainakayxx You scared me for a minute.

@HannahDCox It’s worth it. Bonus, no one wants to come to my house and hang out.

@josephcstokes I have thought of this and floated the idea to my husband. He's worried we'll suffocate from all the fur but I'm willing to take that risk.

Took my man to the groomer today and omg the house feels so empty. He's my constant shadow and it feels so weird without him here. So now I can't stop crying because all I can think about is the fact that he will die one day and it will be like this all the time. He's 3.

@mistrustme1 @Lunar_Luster If it was too small for all the ladies in the town, how young was she?

@Lunar_Luster Well shit we’ve been sold a racket

I never thought of this.

@NineCato @harrisondubay

@harrisondubay I want a 150 yards on all sides, minimum.

Why are Anglos obsessed with houses that don’t touch. What is the anorexia alley achieving

@inthetalltales Well, while you’re being silly, your weather is drunk and has stumbled down south, please come get it

@RealAngelaMc Rebrand with a clear direction and vision.

Rebrand! And permanently ban all leftist infiltrators.

@chase_the_high I love my Contigo. I have that same one for coffee, and a second one I use for colder drinks.

@chase_the_high Sunk. As in I didn’t swim, I sunk.

@chase_the_high What type of hive is this? Looks like it would be perfect for a garden setup.

@chase_the_high Of course. They are friendlier and more popular than me.

@chase_the_high You’ll shoot you’re eye out

@chase_the_high 😂skynet corrected me.

@chase_the_high You Canadians are weird. That’s not a desert, this is a desert.

@chase_the_high Nope. We like Oregon. 😂

@chase_the_high Is this Time lapse with your phone or actual camera?

@chase_the_high Canada can have Southern California.