José Capa Salinas

@AmericanAir Just sent. I hope I am not sent from one place to another.

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@super_jrub Congratulations!!

The plaque and logo say it all, folks: I’m thrilled to announce that the world’s best statistician (me) will be joining the University of Maryland, College Park this fall as a Clinical Assistant Professor of Biostatistics! Looking for collaborators!sites.google.com/umbc.edu/jerem…

@RyRapture Sending good vibes!

@JordanCarrP @wzcmarsh Congratulations 🎊 🎊

@beyoncegarden Wait until you see their flashmob proposal youtu.be/9z2zlq5dswM?fe…

they were literally made for each other😭🥹

@EliMcCann New hair color?

Louie likes to sit on Skylar while he works.

@afeinstein20 Definitely left. Congratulations!

@RyRapture Si se puede!

@RyRapture I love them so much

@BoilerBall #NationalChampionship #SolarEclipse2024

@ajb2306 Love Sam's

@lil_kimist Using 100% of your moving expenses!

Moving day! I have nowhere remotely near enough to fill up a semi, btw. They just sent one anyway 😅

@daltenwfox @UofSouthAlabama Congratulations 🎊 🎊

y'alllllllll 🥹🥹🥹 I'm SO excited to share that I've accepted a tenure-track assistant professor position in the Dept. of Political Science & Criminal Justice @UofSouthAlabama !!!! 🐆💙❤️ Come this fall, Imma be headed #South 😎😍

@RyRapture That's how you get better!

@RyRapture I love this for you

We are thrilled to announce that the ComSciCon 2024 Flagship Workshop will be held July 24-27, 2024 at Emerson College in Boston, MA! Apply by March 22 for an all expenses paid opportunity to meet experts and leaders in #SciComm and hone your skills (🧵): bit.ly/3uMJGv2

@dhaelewa Good luck!!

@A_Tweets_Stuff I'm happy to take a look at it and provide feedback!

@KyleMorgenstein I was very disappointed by that thread too. I thought it was a joke but he seems to be defending it

I’m not sure if this was supposed to be a bit but this whole thread is dogshit

@Archiemurp Wut?

Just met my landlord for the first time. He’s like 24 😭