Josh Lowensohn

Finally, some good news for 2024. nytimes.com/2024/12/18/us/…

Watch @JimCramer drink Spam out of the tin, because why not? cnb.cx/3UpGNXJ

Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found an invasive silver carp shoved inside a Milky Way. No words.

@sallykuchar And the stuff that actually works is a card you take to the pharmacist and requires your driver's license + a signature.

Wow shopping for cold medicine isn’t stressful or confusing at all

BREAKING: Five-year-old #LittleJosh has won the #JoshFight!

@sallykuchar I only recall purchasing the velociraptor costume, but I will take credit for this number.

Skippy’s favorite sweater is still the one @Josh got him like five years ago

Today is weird. Tweet me photos of your good dogs.

What a bizarre option to have in an online chat tool

HONK 💀😂

It’s almost Halloween, get your candy corn pizza ready!

Tired: pizza rat Wired: cigarette cockroach

@sallykuchar @BrockKeeling I think when you're living in that house... *puts on sunglasses* ...you're cool all the time.

@BrockKeeling But snow

"I am the horrible creeping bag of sound that is the most worst to you! I wobble my snake-front-body and I waggle my bag-back-body and they meet in the middle to plan a bad idea to upset you." I Am The Horrible Goose That Lives In The Town | shatnerchatner.com/p/i-am-the-hor…

Nobody: Walmart:

This ad keeps following me around the internet and leaves me with so many questions

"Haters have their coping strategies ... Stein draws the blinds and watches Scandinavian films set in the cold and dark." washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/styl…

@A_Webster @andyjayhawk @dcseifert Every time youtube.com/watch?v=Mh4f9A…

@andyjayhawk @dcseifert they like me when im trying to do an interview or be in a meeting

RIP nytimes.com/2019/05/17/bus…

@meganwollerton RIP

It's happening.

No wonder nobody can do math anymore