Josh Comers

If this were all a movie, it’d be so fucking obvious who the bad guys were.

Trump is getting his autopen ready.

@Hertz @HertzSupport One-way rental: Delray Beach, FL → Los Angeles (Chevy Suburban). I have an urgent question for you:

I’m staying up in case the Dodgers need me to pitch.

@bennyjohnson Does he need a costume for that?

This may be the single funniest moment in the history of live TV. Jesse Waters asks Kid Rock what he’s going to be for Halloween. Kid Rock’s puts on a mask then says something that sends the whole Fox News studio screaming. Waters is in tears 🤣 Comedy. Our country is healing

@JDVance Is there an “Oof Comedy Festival?”

What Jared never told anyone is that he also stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

I lurved her. variety.com/2025/film/news…

because he’s morbidly obese you see…

Hegseth: “ In conclusion, no fatties. Now, please welcome your Commander in Chief. . .”

@atrupar “Now please welcome the fattest president ever…”

Hegseth: "It all starts with physical fitness and appearance. If the secretary of war can do regular hard PT, so can every member of our joint force. Frankly, it's tiring to look out at combat formations or really any formation and see fat troops. Likewise, it's completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals in the halls of the Pentagon."

@JDVance Since the early days of Vaudeville, comedians mistakenly thought audiences were the arbiters of what's funny.

Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t funny, his ratings were in the toilet, and his advertisers were revolting. Also the bellyaching from the left over “free speech” after the Biden years fools precisely no one.

Oh cool, so will Marco be hiring the hundreds of people that are now out of work?

@therealroseanne business decision

Remember when you and your wife called Bob Iger to have me fired?

Man, Gutfeld is soo lucky he's not the least bit funny.

Is this all so we'll have nobody to compare Greg Gutfeld to?

@RadioFreeTom Good move!

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@TheOnlyFeed It was a fun similar thought

@joshcomers I made a joke on Facebook here I said that the guy at the gas station called me boss. Then I said "joke's on him I don't even have a job." I feel on this hellsite I always have to let the writer know I don't think you stole from me, I just thought it was a fun, similar thought.

Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit. * suck it, bitches. I don’t have a job

@KatieMiller Omg are you guys okay? Did they use real chalk? Unbelievable!

To the “Tolerant Left” who spent their day trying to intimidate us in the house where we have three young children: We will not back down. We will not cower in fear. We will double down. Always, For Charlie.

Kash Patel will not rest until the weekend!

Hulk Hogan's last feat was ripping his shirt off for the paramedics.