josh

If you didnt build your city on a bigass river basically you’re stupid

when the ween song has gene ween doing a vaguely racist accent

I really want biden and trump to have a john adams/thomas jefferson style death

just watched Project Hail Mary and I Believe there is a good in this world worth fighting for

Today we are all Irish Venezuelans

when i was a kid and first learned i could see beautiful kaleidoscope patterns by pressing on my closed eyeballs i knew substance abuse was going to be a big problem in my life

how it feels watching eugenio suárez hit a home run against israel in the wbc

the mets have defeated israel

I would die for my country Seattle Washington

@Nostre_damus 革命是从你自己开始的。鸡蛋从外面打开是食物 从里面打开是新生

Thinking About Killing Yourself Before 9AM #ThinkingAboutKillingYourselfBefore9AM

my luck will turn around

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations you’re not fly enough

on my limited free time i like to scroll though my old tweets and laugh

Ad 1 of 2 on that Tubi commercial break was just a live stream bird's eye view of me on my couch

Now that Dick Cheney is dead I can finally re-register as an organ donor.