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That one tweep 😂😂

Math teacher: So do you get it now? Me:😭

Lmao.

@askghmedia If you were born in an aggressive, toxic, loud, angry and violent environment… you’ll always think demure and relaxed people who’re happy as they’re, are slow

Lmaoo no we don’t😂 What we need is for him to retire that stupid gelled out perm and maybe some STEM television for the African child. Plus his grandfather was a colonial collaborator.

Somebody walked up to me in Cape Town and asked if I was Ghanaian. I asked how he knew. He said, “Ahh brah… you can’t be asking me those questions with that head shape.” So now I’m standing here, on a Monday morning, being profiled by geometry.

My whole being has been fundamentally altered by bearing witness to the genocide in Palestine.

Patron wa ndoa Patron wa Private Hospital Very competent in everything that he was not elected to do...shame

Mutura ya thate imefanya nikandikiwa dawa za almost 7k😭😫 Avoid street food!!

Ivy Wangechi and Rita Waeni. "Even in death, these women were not allowed to be simply wronged." That their death wasn't justified and to be reasoned with, neither to be mocked.

Do not pass go. Go straight to HR. Collect $2M

@Elias_Kamau_ This is not true. Whereas tribalism exists in Kenya, Kwa ground, harmony also exists. I can take you to three Kikuyu homes in my village, deep in Busia. They have lived there for two decades. Most of them arrived as traders, then settled there.

A lady survived an acid attack and you’re using her burnt face and eyes to make memes Kenyan men have normalised trolling victims of male violence and when we call it out we’re labelled ‘angry feminists’ This shit has to start having harsh legal consequences

The aftermath online for weeks radicalised me more Axe profile pictures, the kata na shoka jokes, dogpiling on her even in death, the songs … it took the government banning it for that shit to stop It is why my feminism will never be palatable and especially to Kenyan men

Guys,pls retweet widely.

Being in love is nice. Usidanganywe. Go for therapy. Fanya shadow work. Tafuta hii stuff intentionally.

There's just certain shit you cannot watch for the first time as an adult and think you're gonna enjoy it lmao

A decision made in the 70s in a golf club in New York caused this. See some executives wanted to dump some radioactive waste. This waste doesn't decompose like your traditional compost. It has a half life that keeps changing and is highly carcinogenic The execs approach various people and finally end up approaching a Kenyan politician who agreed to a 50k USD bribe. In return they were to send the waste into Chalbi desert. The bribe was so little that the execs didn't even go for a board meeting to approve it. They agreed to pay right there over a round of golf. Back in Kenya the politicians didn't inform the citizenry of what was to happen. The residents of the are just saw heavily protected guys dumping some stuff in the ground covered in tarp. In North Eastern Kenya, houses are mostly makeshift since they're pastoralists. They see this tarp as a good cover to their manyattas and they start digging up the waste and taking the protective paper. This had near instant repercussions. People started to fall Ill and soon that waste found its way downstream to Meru. If you look at the prevalence rate of cancer along that waterway you'll understand that politician's don't care about their own people

Stop avoiding your Mpesa messages... Go look at what you've done.

Her mom still posts about her almost everyday…I hope they get justice fr💔