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openly black. lesbian. dora milaje in training. milf enthusiast. she/her. 🏳️🌈
Minneapolis, MN Katılım Temmuz 2016
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This week a radicalizing event for people whose whole personality is having TSA pre-check
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If you just bought a flight you’re already late and matter fact you missed it and actually it’s cancelled and somehow you’re also deported
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I like this lady.
QUESTION: “If you could speak directly to Congress or President Trump, what would you say right now?”
ANSWER: “Stop the bullshit.”
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This is called the Demonize, Defund, Destroy Cycle btw.
1. Demonize a government service
2. Defund the service to the point that it can no longer function properly
3. Abolish or privatize the service, using the excuse that it’s clearly just a bad idea that can’t possibly work
Asscela Express 🚅@biz_socks
Another cornerstone of Project 2025 and the Trump republicanism is to intentionally break government services and say “see government doesn’t work” so they can try to privatize essential services with tax payer money to enrich their friends
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I saw this on IG 🤯 his client locked in real good. She's 64!
Crazy transformation, watch till the end.
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Je suis agriculteur et la principale raison de pourquoi je met tout le temps des gants c'est que madame a pas spécialement envie de se faire trifouiller les entrailles par des paluches de troll des cavernes.
LUIS@luisomor
Wearing gloves at the gym is insanely gay Your hands should be looking like this after spamming hundreds of pullups every week
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I hope no one needs an MRI this year.
The world's largest producer of liquified helium is in Qatar and is shut off. We just got a notice that our supply for the year will be at least cut in half.
No one could have predicted this (unless they thought about it).
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Every headline now is something like:
China powers office building with spoonful of baker's yeast; America's new AI surgeon general says hot dogs count as vegetables
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wild to read that there was one -- one! -- air traffic controller last night at LaGuardia a time when the government is asking for $200 billion for Trump's vanity war #Echobox=1774280822" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">jalopnik.com/2129924/laguar…
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Cuando voy camino al gimnasio pero el viento me empuja a la panadería.
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What does his "presidency falling apart" mean in practical terms, if he still gets to be president and do whatever he wants?
Ryan@BanUnsweetTea
Genuinely seems Trumps presidency is completely falling apart. Basic government services aren’t getting executed. He’s stuck in a quagmire in the Middle East. Job growth is negative and inflation is accelerating. Gas is 4-5 dollars a gallon. What a mess
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A co-worker once dropped hers when she was about to take it 😭 when I tell you we all got on our knees to look for it 🤣🤣 I knew then women are serious about not wanting kids. We found the pill
Mo🧚🏼@Pearlyi_n_
Ladies don’t forget to take your pills or else 🤰🏻🤰🏻
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before you do *anything*.....turn off face ID and fingerprint unlock-- airport or not.
Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz
Before you head to the airport: Print your boarding pass Turn off Face ID / fingerprint unlock Delete your social media apps Airplane mode Turn your phone off and put it away
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