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@ncbacare How many hours later 🤷🏾‍♀️ no thanks

@joym34 Hello @joym34, thank you for engaging us. Please provide more details via DM so we can check and advise. ^EK

⁦@ncbacare⁩ what does this mean????

@ncbacare Why on I’m I still getting this?

@joym34 Hello @joym34, thank you for contacting us, kindly share your account details via DM for further assistance.-SM

@ncbacare No need, even your branch people had no idea what was going on. You guys just decided to restrict the accounts with no prior notice even internally? Abeg!

@ncbacare eiii Jameni! I’ve been trying to contact your customer care for the past 30 minutes! 🚮

@KRACare who is this? You have principal tax due as of 31.12.2023. Kindly clear by 30.06.2025 for 100% waiver of penalty & interest. Call 0711099999. T&Cs apply

@ncbacare why are your services on a constant downtime?

@ncbacare your mobile banking app is not working

Mumeamua tukae bila stima since yesterday in Ruaka? @KenyaPower_Care

@KenyaPower_Care No power in Ruaka since last night

Good Evening. The listed areas will be affected by planned power maintenance tomorrow (26th April 2025). For the advance notice, use shorturl.at/gbhap. ^MA

@Safaricom_Care anyone else experiencing very slow internet speed?

@KenyaPower_Care What do you mean? From the numerous complaints here, it is the whole of Ruaka!

@joym34 Hello. Please share via DM your account/meter number, mobile number and a detailed description of your location stating the nearest landmark for assistance. Once done please get back to us via our timeline to help us serve us better. ^ZW

A whole day later, again! No power in Ruaka @KenyaPower_Care

@KenyaPower_Care Mumesema Ruaka tuakae powerless the whole day?

Good evening, Kindly receive tomorrows power interruptions (18.12.2024) ^FK

@Safaricom_Care I am yet to receive this transactions on my end: SL20ZHDIS4 and SL25ZHMYDJ

@KenyaPower_Care no lights in kiamumbi since morning

Hello Kenyans, The person who's been posting on my account has/had my unreserved permission and that of my Family Your mistrust is justified, the skepticism is valid given we are dealing with a fiendish regime that knows no bounds I however assure you, they got me but not my account. We are not as daft as they presume us to be and the first thing my aide does when I emergency dial, or is unreachable, is to change our passwords This not only protects this account but also my sources for it goes without saying, devoid of them, there's no 'Tea.' Babu knows of this aide, has met them in person too. I comprehend your misgivings on politicians, Lord knows I've had my extreme share of unpalatable experiences with them, Albeit, take it from me, Ongili is a trusted friend who has proven his camaraderie interminably through bloom and gloom He would not embrace silence if he had not confirmed I am currently in the care of family or (Heavens forbid), unauthorized person accessed my X How am I? Alive... Thanks to God. And You! Your clamor, fervor, noise, agitation and prayers kept air in my lungs and blood in my heart. Asante for every tweet, retweet, call, concern, msg and voice that spoke out for me The flesh is indisposed, thanks to their "hata sisi tunajua kusalimiana." Grateful that I am getting adequate care The spirit remains sound, the resolve is bolstered, rather than punctured, for no amount of spittle can quench a furnace What happened? I will tell you, oh I will expose every minute detail, every crumb... But we will converse more dear friends when I get better. The darker the night, the brighter the stars. Traumatized as I be, I choose not to grope and wallow in the dark, when I can marvel at what's yonder As for that man at State House and the incompetent, incorrigible, deplorable, diabolic, killer regime he presides over May he be cursed to generations unborn. And anyone who gets their hands dirty and bloody for him too, whether politicians or police, May they be visited by plagues that money cannot solve in the land of the living I Thank you.

There's only *one* public holiday we are all eagerly waiting for

We had a feeling that the DP’s impeachment was being used as a distraction for the gov't to push through controversial policies. And true to our Kenyan instincts, it WAS a distraction. Here’s what has happened, so far, while we've been distracted: