Jaheed Patel

Throwback to when I had a homeless lady break into my apartment

Can I get 1 shot to the face please

@isabellaamidala You better mean cool

to everyone who worked on maul shadow lord i hope your pillow is warm on both sides

SOTD

@acouplabeers Show was phenomenal

Happy May the 4th to those who celebrate #peak #maythe4th

Sometimes I’ll be doing something then out of nowhere I just look at my hands because I forget I am an actual person

@percstate It is NOT looking good

@jpatel443 79

Playing golf for the first time since Thanksgiving today. Do we think I am going to break 84

@timsharter That damn Red 40

There’s absolutely no way half of these incoming class of 2030 chicks are in highschool

If the Flyers lose tonight I also lose btw.

@_vandul I guess man

Terry Black Guy’s BBQ had no AC it’s 90 degrees out so I brought it back to the hotel the meat is good kinda greasy potato salad is amazing haven’t really tried anything else nodding off rn (did fent)

Hey guys if you have to work your full time job at 11 DONT stay up til 10 am at your friends house that is an hour and a half away

@timsharter @wardamnbilly All XS btw

600 follower polo rotation reveal cc: @wardamnbilly

I am in SOS mode

Living at the beach is cool until there are NO ubers at 5:26 AM

Fuck me

DJing a coworkers wedding was the most fun I think I have ever had

Wow I really am my own worst enemy when it comes to liking a female

@MattThomasCPA I would do gay sex acts with @timsharter before I would publicly share this information

Extra sauce at fast food restaurants costing money should be a federal crime

Anyone got any good but decently priced watch recs?