perc

I promise I don’t miss her

@jpatel443 79

Playing golf for the first time since Thanksgiving today. Do we think I am going to break 84

@HushenKuma Gay

His girl cheated on him that night btw

roommate looks a little stressed, I’ll talk to him later

Burnerverse country club 8/10. Cart girl 7/10, came around 6 times during the round (Asian)

@jpatel443 Lie

Fuck you guys I am having a better time than everyone else

@sternr0 @jpatel443 Saw the whole deal

@jpatel443 Would recommend. Was quite delish. @percstate watched me eat it

45 minutes until I arrive at my destination. I stopped and got some food

@jpatel443 @grok @grok who was it

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

CJ Johnson a waste of talent, just a mid coke plug who now can be found at any ECU bar

@Billyjensen @realDonaldTrump Get fucked

@sternr0 #shrink

If my buddy vapes in a cup I think it’s the coolest thing ever.

@sternr0 ?????????

Big ups to papa stern for nutting in my mom this life is awesome

@RaleighBill72 Corn is ass

A lot of places these days don’t offer corn as a side. Normalize corn for a side man shit is good as hell

@gmanchow_ On god, but this man talks about it quarterly. He’s probably on fire right now

@percstate We’re all excited bro

@HushenKuma I’ll @ them for u

Me and who

@nba__whiteboy Stitch

Top 5 polos based on comfort/fit: 1. Vineyard Vines Performance 2. Johnnie-O 3. Peter Millar 4. Southern Tide 5. Onward Reserve

@jpatel443 Garden salsa SunChips. ELITE

What kind of chips should I get from the store

Sometimes I wish my parents shut the fuck up💯

@jpatel443 ⁉️

I haven’t shit since Wednesday

Can we get a caution? #tapinx2