JR Patton

@lecternleader You seem to be doing just fine, as evidenced by the fact that you embrace your celebrity by naming yourself “The Lectern Guy”. Quit whining and deal with the consequences of your actions you dope.

On a serious note, I am writing up my complaint against the DOJ and submitting it this week. Maybe I'll fly to DC and deliver it personally. My situation is different than most. The infamy gained from this photo will be in history books. What they did to me will have a generational effect on my family and their livelihoods. I was mocked and called a thief by Jimmy Kimmel, John Krasinski, and Jim Carey. My face and the accusation of being a thief was shared globally... for years. It still persists today harming my chances to win my local election or lead a normal life. Public school teachers told my children and their friends that their dad was a terrorist. My wife's reputation was dragged through the mud. Death threats caused her work to have to hire private security. USF denied my reentry into college. I had to fight to get my guns rights back. My children and myself were subjected to additional screenings by the TSA. My federal probation officer tried to stop me from speaking out on @Timcast warning that more death threats might come if I choose to talk. My attorney fees were 100k, I was fined 5k and I lost five years of my life to date fighting the lies they told about me. We spent an additional 150k in publicity trying to clear my name and restore my reputation. The DOJ could've chosen to release the evidence clearing my name but withheld it. They maliciously charged me with felony theft. We lost things that can never be restored but if they choose to do the right thing and restore the J6ers, we can finally finish setting things right.

@TheNotoriousLEX @LukeSlabaugh @obvious_shirts

@LukeSlabaugh @obvious_shirts @jpatton81018 Reg Size small or youth large. Not sure if that shirt will be in youth sizing, but it would be funny to see a kid wearing it.

@TheNotoriousLEX BELIEVE

@jpatton81018 I still don’t trust it. Broken clock can hit a walk off here and there.

@TheNotoriousLEX You were saying?

@TheNotoriousLEX 😂

The Midwest just throws out temperatures like lottery numbers… 74° 32° 48° 61° 29° 88°

@TheNotoriousLEX Not torching the baskets and people near them is not a deal breaker when something goes as hard as this!

Ok… We need to figure out how to do this without torching both the baskets and the people near them.

#Illini David Mirkovic wearing a cowboy hat for postgame interviews: Where did he get it? Amazon. How much? $34 What brand? Not sure. Does he feel like a cowboy? "Yeah, why not, we in Texas." Video: KXAN

I’m not even apologizing

I expect every Republican who was outraged at people for celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death to immediately condemn Trump for saying “I’m glad he’s dead” about Robert Mueller. This is disgusting.

@TheNotoriousLEX Aha here it is!

Americans are fighting over people rooting for other countries, meanwhile Japanese fans are embedding with the Venezuelans after being eliminated by them. So many of you are doing this wrong.

@TheNotoriousLEX And nary an argument in the comments. Which is what I came here for.

If you can’t get into the WBC, then you don’t love baseball. Argue with your mom, not me.

Funny how the “sleepy” one looks relaxed and refreshed, while the “strongman” always looks like he just read bad poll numbers.

650+ Students lined up, 9.5 hours until tip. BRING THE ENERGY TONIGHT KRUSH 🔶🔷🔥

@TheNotoriousLEX Im guessing his 24 stats instead but I haven’t actually checked. The whole premise made me LOL

@jpatton81018 Hold on whose stats are those on the right?! Conforto was absolute ass last year.

Bad Bunny is a Nepo Baby. His father, Bugs, has been huge forever.

From Champaign to champion.