John Payant

@jpodhoretz Fuck. You.

Trump bombed Iran. He can say Shylock 100 times a day forever as far as I’m concerned.

@Riley_Gaines_ You are a disgusting human being.

Your weird obsession with me is unhealthy. May I suggest finding a girlfriend (though boyfriend may be more likely) or a hobby to occupy you from constantly thinking about a happily married, 7-months-pregnant woman?

@PeteHegseth @IRSnews How about you pay your fucking taxes and shut the fuck up, you drunken piece of shit? Fucking unqualified loser asshole cunt.

Of course the outgoing Biden IRS rushed an “audit” of the incoming SecDef. Total sham. The party of “norms” and “decency” strikes again. We will never back down.

@bomani_jones Wordle was a pisser today.

the lions lost and i lost my wordle streak today. sad sad 12 hours for america's team and uncle bo.

@LPizzle Hell yeah!

Put Top Cat back on my television

@not_mad_guy @bomani_jones Yeah I would agree with Bomani about 99% of YR, but Steely Dan is the exception that proves the rule.

@bomani_jones Have you given steely dan the vinyl listen? Yacht rock overall is mid but I can’t throw SD into mid

i don't care about the talent as much as i care about the output, which i find to be mid by definition. and as we've discussed many times, mid is okay. mid is serviceable. but mid ain't great.

@LPizzle lol

@jpayant70 WELL THEN LET ME TELLL YOU SOMETHING ....

I ask white people what style sunglasses they prefer before I decide to argue with them about anything

@bomani_jones 🐍

AWWWWW SH T, THEY PLAYIN MY SONG!

@bufocalvin Is that Dick Clark?

#EyedentityGame Who is this? Note: if you find my source photo, please do not include it in your guess, to allow others a chance to guess...share the joy! 🙂 Thanks! Guesses accepted until 6:30 AM Eastern tomorrow. Answer posted by 3:00 PM Eastern tomorrow (13 December)

@bufocalvin George Herman Ruth a/k/a The Babe.

#EyedentityGame Who is this? Note: if you find my source photo, please do not include it in your guess, to allow others a chance to guess...share the joy! 🙂 Thanks! Guesses accepted until 6:30 AM Eastern tomorrow. Answer posted by 3:00 PM Eastern tomorrow (9 December)

@LPizzle It’s basically you and Bomani.

@jpayant70 You're too kind, my man

I'll never get over Donner letting this man come into HIS house and roast his son 5 minutes after he was born. Be a man! #Rudolph

@LPizzle Can’t wait til I don’t have to come back to twitter at all. But til you leave, I’ll keep stopping g by.

@jpayant70 @Lizzs_Lockeroom She told me. Once I get my phone I'll be with the cool kids again lol

@LPizzle What else is there for my old married ass to do on a Friday night?

@jpayant70 Nice!

Imma try to live tweet some of Rudolph tonight

@LPizzle Tony LaPaglia as her brother Simon was so damn good in that role. But yeah, that whole family was…interesting.

If only Niles met Daphne's family in season 1, he would have been scared straight. Unfortunately he ain't meet them til season 7 and by then nigga was locked in

@LPizzle You too, my friend!

@jpayant70 Every damn year! Happy Thanksgiving!!

51 years ago today A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving aired for the first time and Peppermint Patty had the audacity to invite herself (and others) to Charlie Brown's house, WITH HER MUTHAFUCKIN TOES OUT, for Thanksgiving. The most disrespectful shit ever

51 years ago today A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving aired for the first time and Charlie Brown gave Franklin the most crisp dap in white boy history