chawinga save us

what the hell

My parents choked and spat in each other's mouths during my conception, while my hogtied older brothers watched. Why do I mention this? If kink was outlawed, my dad would NOT have been able to get it up. He's been clear about this. And I would not have been born.

If someone has a 6 million dollar NIL deal and a bet size of a dollar, that's the best bankroll management I've heard in my 30 years of degenerate gambling

Reggie Miller? The Knicks fan

Graeme Wood, who wrote several articles in 2023 arguing against a ceasefire in Gaza and published the most obscene genocide denial piece of 2024—where he lied about the death count and wrote “it is possible to kill children legally”—is now lamenting the immorality of shoplifting

I love Ken as much as anyone but he ends the show as a senior executive at Dow Chemical, which arguably makes him the most evil character we ever meet.

@AnthonyDabbundo because the vibes of the upcoming World Cup are….good? 😬

thank god for the world cup becuase the phillies being ass is really killing the looming vibes of summer

people like to mock the triviality of Piker Discourse but it is useful to see it as an elite moral panic/disciplining exercise. Tanden hired not one but two architects of the Gaza genocide. CAP is bank rolled by Corporate America. These guys desperately need it to be 2015 forever

Feel like not enough people are pausing to appreciate just how truly deranged this is. Casablancas criticized Israel then the SF Chronicle rushed to publish an article about a 13 year old Casablancas attending a “Trump linked event”. 13 years old. “Linked”. 13! “Linked event”!

Dems had been trying to reason with Scott for years — he was old, fading and unable to do the job like he used to. But he filed to run again and now Dems have their fourth death-caused vacancy of this Congress. politico.com/news/2022/01/1…

@OfficialBrohoss It’s so funny. My Mexican girl doesn’t care where I go, she too busy eating taco, my Asian girl, with the sushi in her coochie. Things of that nature

idc how racist this song is It’s still so good

@olboyunclemitch @angryjohnie @thatbilloakley Gates has not changed with the times (huge compliment). Always been the kc bbq goat to me. Gimme that vinegary sauce

@angryjohnie @thatbilloakley It’s the pinnacle of the dining industry customer service experience honestly

KANSAS CITY!

When tom waits said big titties big titties, I felt that

5 straight losses.

@USNATO What the fuck is that thing

“Never Again” is a call to action; it must never become an empty slogan.

on email talking to Obama about this whole troop situation. wow

Relegate the Royals