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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 16 Sep 2010 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 16 Sep 2010 (via @twi_age).

@dbmandolin @nureinkleinerte @TY_8Strings @Scottruckerky @ssterregino @TNgolfnGal @TimV37 @deanmillermusic @john_schooler @CCbluegrassfest I think you got hacked, David

Can anyone speak to preferences for testing React apps? The official site has a couple options, reactjs.org/community/test…

@hudeskrate What's the difference?!?

If I had tinder, I would change my bio from “I’m a huge bitch” to “what’s the difference between a violin and a fiddle”

Conferences are under no obligation to represent the community as it is. Conference organisers get to choose to represent the community they want to see. If your conference attendees are repugnant, you bear responsibility for that.

Great slide from @aprilwensel showing how we should shift the stereotypical tech culture to be more positive.

How do you get a rock guitar player to turn down? Put sheet music in front of them. How do you get a rock guitar player to quit the instrument? Take them to see a good country band.

@cbusjs Hey @danmonroe

We’re in need of speakers in August and September for the Columbus JavaScript Users Group. If you’re interested, mention us or send an email to guy@guyroyse.com.

Country music is just better than other music.

@TylerMahanCoe This is great and just what I need for a first visit to Nashville in October 😎

Mitchell Deli, Dino's, Henrietta Red, Jack Brown's, El Jaliciense, 5 Points Pizza, Wild Cow/Graze for veggie/vegan, Edley's BBQ, Folk, The Treehouse, Hugh Baby's, Arnold's, Monell's, Woolworth on 5th, any of the Vietnamese places I can't spell. Check prices. Some are expensive. twitter.com/lucyyramone/st…

@Posietron Agreed on all points

Scheduling another tattoo. Bam! Who'd have thought that the older I got the more I'd want to get, hahaha SUCK IT GUIDANCE COUNSELORS

Elon Musk's expensive, high tech submarine that no one actually wants to use is the best metaphor for the software industry I've ever seen, so it does have *some* value.

@Posietron My brain initially read "cable login" as "log cabin" and that tbh I think a log cabin is cooler than a cable login.

Yeah sex is great but have you tried dating someone with a cable login?

@Posietron This just happened to us too

Ok now that soccer is over I'll just go mow the law-

@floozyesq Which is weird because in my experience public bathroom offer more privacy, usually the door goes all the way to the floor

@Posietron This is bad

GODDAMNIT KENNEDY

@SeligmansDog @Posietron Sounds ominous

@Posietron @jpendext cool, tours of the cellar are in order!

@jpendext and @SeligmansDog: y'all are real-life neighbors now! Consider this your introduction 😄