Joan P.

alien psychic communication

@JoshIsFAB @heirmeg Americans call everything 'community'. No, customers in a store aren't one

@heirmeg People really think they’re above talking to a stranger. “You don’t owe anyone anything” propaganda has done a lot of harm. Like, no. You do owe the people in your community. Thats part of living in a society.

gas station cart induced psychosis

@anyaxmar I feel like an alien, bc not a single woman from my family would waste any food on hair, even a single egg. Coincidentally, only grandma has shorter hair than me

egg yolk (and a bunch of other shit from your kitchen but particularly egg) as a hair mask is truly a recession indicator, millennial and zillenial women growing up in eastern europe in 2010 will know

@anyaxmar No ,why would you waste so much eggs on hair?

me: horror is my favourite genre because it's heavily dominated my female protagonists. horror is for the girls. horror loves women and women love horror. them: what's your favourite horror movie? me: The Thing.

@iamthelaw45 @Asica2021 @stek__bzdur Dziwne bo je też widać

TV Discourse on Twitter: Why is the drama dramatic? Why is the antagonist antagonizing? Why is the flawed protagonist flawed? Why isn’t the subplot the main plot?

forgot to post this quick thing I did for an assigtment at college :P

@luisomor Lmao, you should have blisters from hard work, not being vain in a gym. Go make me a new cabinet.

Wearing gloves at the gym is insanely gay Your hands should be looking like this after spamming hundreds of pullups every week

the same but different

OFERUJEMY PRACĘ W MŁODYM DYNAMICZNYM ZESPOLE

@hellastolas I think Paimon just had a kid every century or so, so they're all only children

what’s interesting to me is stolas canonically has siblings when he me gives such only child vibes

@TommySiegel do you guys not listen to podcast with actual plot, or restricted to the specific discipline

the types of podcasts: a guide

I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CREATED #tadc

// TADC SPOILERS I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream #tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus

Sending penicillin rather than love to wlw fans and himes because you broads have a "straight is great" infection in your fandom that's brainwashing you all into loving "heterofeminism" and thinking misandry is hating on fujos and male homosexuality like it's an ass eating fungus

@Metrozee9000 @JamessTheDrinke @FantasyWorldW1 This is a proof that Stannis is a Baratheon after all, since him being unlikable and not knowing how to have fun casts a serious doubt over his lineage

@JamessTheDrinke @FantasyWorldW1 That's how you know they were both legitimate Baratheons, for this is the kind of banter that exists only between brothers !

A burn so bad the fire priestess never used that line again for the rest of her days.

@Titilvatin It certainly makes more sense than giving supposedly Japanese man a Spanish name and Hungarian-possibly Turkic last name

"why does he have a non-Kozakuran name if he came from Kozakura?" like c'mon he obviously went through fantasy Ellis Island, guys

a young boy immigrates to Baldur's Gate and is assigned the name Cazador Szarr

@wytchwoods Lmao, you're too old to pull this. You know damn well they're not talking about f/f fics.

@axiochrono @d4nnytye I mean, you don't have to, if you have hobbies, but I suppose if you don't

@d4nnytye Tumblr queers don't wanna hear this but lowkey the cheat code to socialising as an adult is just getting over your aversion to bars. Like it sounds harsh I know but you do just have to get over it. It's worth it.

all of this stems from people’s arborescent concept of the world where they imagine that amenities and institutions are placed by a supreme creator out of altruism rather than being created & destroyed based on profit incentives