Jeff Kolb

From @jpkolb comes my favorite tweet of all time.

@JWoolard01 Yeah I’m sure there are a variety of factors and experiences, I was just sharing mine since all I read about was how it was going to be so awful because the sky always has to be falling.

@jpkolb Depends where you go and what state it is to be honestly. My sister lives in Houston Texas and many airports in Texas are having 3 to 4 hour lines. Not sure why they have it this bad there.

I flew during spring break and a partial government shutdown and I waited less than 10 minutes total for TSA.

Minnesota’s legislature gave $1 million in taxpayer money to a nonprofit that was already ordered to pay back $1.1 million of taxpayer money that the state Department of Education identified as fraudulently obtained through the federal child nutrition program. New American Development Center did not fall under Feeding our Future. It was a meal site sponsor just like Feeding our Future. But the only two meal sites it sponsored were its own, claiming 2.9 million meals served for $7.8 million dollars.

🚨 My latest on Substack: A loophole I exposed in Minnesota's disclosure laws is now the subject of proposed legislation that would require economic interest disclosures for Three Rivers Park District candidates and officials. 📫 Full details here -> mbrdkrb.com/40MigBT

@mbrodkorb @lukehellier

@lukehellier He's talking about you, @jpkolb.

Good evening millennials, Toy Story 2 came out 27 years ago.

Colin Hortman, son of Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman, pushes for #mnleg changes after insurance headaches following their killing last summer. cbsnews.com/minnesota/news…

Six fraud suspects say they will plead guilty this week in the Feeding our Future meal scam case. The seven on the indictment were all set to stand trial together in late April. They are a family, led by Ikram Mohamed, who allegedly recruited them all to take part and steal about $12 million in taxpayer money.

@eric_weinhandl It’s a fair question

@jpkolb What does a walking, talking tuna even know about seasoning beef?

Ok

Wut

Tarantula Tosser guilty on all counts — the jury deliberated a little less than an hour to find former Hennepin County Board candidate Marisa Simonetti guilty in one of the most bizarre criminal cases from 2024.

Covid brought everything into focus. The good people became so much better than you ever knew. The bad people revealed themselves in ways you could not have imagined.

Where are all my new “Constitutional observers” at?

Democrats believe they are at war with the fascist federal government but also want the government to come into your home to inspect your guns? After the last few months how could someone from MN want the government to have more power & the people less?

The government can enter my home with a warrant or if it’s on fire.

It doesn't take much censorship to create a culture of self-censorship. And self-censorship is the most dangerous form of censorship because it looks exactly like freedom.

You can’t make me believe that’s a real person and not a cartoon character

Pretty sure it’s national poke morning people in the eye day.

The only thing more unpopular in Minnesota than edina is Michael brodkorb lol