Jean-Paul Layrisson
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⛳️🏌️ What’s your move in a situation like this on the golf course? 🤔
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@Uvalajnr I hope she also warned her to make sure the guy gets a job before she marries him?
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I work at a bridal consignment shop where we sell secondhand wedding dresses.
Last week, a young woman came in completely alone.
No friends. No mom. No champagne.
She found a dress she absolutely loved.
It was $400.
She quietly placed $200 on the counter and asked if she could put it on layaway because she was trying to save little by little after her fiancé recently lost his job.
I looked at the tag and remembered the original owner had been trying to sell that dress for months.
At one point she even told me:
“I honestly just want it out of my closet.”
So I pretended to check the computer and then said:
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Louisiana wants to build a 94-mile 'landbridge' to protect the coast. Is that even possible? nola.com/news/environme…
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Is Johnson appallingly ignorant, or just a liar ?
Speaker Mike Johnson@SpeakerJohnson
President Trump is the ONLY one who could have gotten Iran — the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism — to the negotiating table. We are greatly encouraged to learn a PEACE DEAL in Iran is underway — and look forward to learning more about the specifics. Under President Trump’s leadership, our nation is stronger, more respected on the global stage, and safer than ever before.
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It’s 9:30 PM on a Saturday night and President Trump is still in the Oval Office working hard for the American people.
He’s simply one of one.
Steven Cheung@StevenCheung47
President Trump is working at 8:00 PM. Can’t stop, won’t stop.
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@RepFine @WhiteHouse Well, as long as you heard it from the White House it’s gotta be true right?
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I’ve been in touch with the @WhiteHouse tonight about the potential Iran deal and let me say this:
President Trump will land this deal and end the conflict on his terms.
The Mullahs will never have a nuclear weapon.
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@Acyn Seriously, did you injure yourself, hit your head or are you that stupid?
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President Trump is the ONLY one who could have gotten Iran — the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism — to the negotiating table.
We are greatly encouraged to learn a PEACE DEAL in Iran is underway — and look forward to learning more about the specifics.
Under President Trump’s leadership, our nation is stronger, more respected on the global stage, and safer than ever before.
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@StevenCheung47 To enrich himself and friends and prosecute his enemies
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It’s 4:00 PM on a Saturday, and President Trump has been working hard at the White House since early this morning. This man is focused and determined.
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All the LIV Haters have shut the fuck up recently after non-white elite golfers have risen to the top of the leaderboards. Aaron Rai, Si Woo Kim, Sung Jae Im. They only cheer on white guys. Have you ever noticed that? It’s not PGA Tour guys. It’s WHITE PGA Tour guys. FACT.
GIF
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@MMcEwanGolf Don Rea. The presidential name that will live in infamy.
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It took them eight months but, finally, the PGA of America has called time on the Don Rea era.
I wrote this back on October 1.
bunkered.co.uk/golf-news/mcew…
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@BunkiePerkins As I like to tell people, if you’ve never been to Shreveport… Save your effing money
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As the internet’s Shreveport expert, we ride staunchly with Marilynn’s. #PoboysBeforeDoughs
Ohio’s Tate@OhioTate
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: The #ShreveportBreadWar tapes Here is Mintzy’s unedited explanation of the feud between Marilynn’s Place and Lowder’s that is “gonna captivate the nation”
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“Some of the concern I have and some of the concern other people have is that we're spending more and more money on … police,” said state Sen. Kirk Talbot. The agency's first priority should be “levees, levees, levees.”
nola.com/news/environme…
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Jean-Paul Layrisson retweetledi
My wife: “Can you clean the bathroom?”
Me: “Circumstances pertaining to Government, and my love for the United States of America, do not allow me to do so.”
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@GrangerForLa Louisiana has ruined its coastline due to coastal erosion and is highly polluted - mostly caused by the oil and gas in industry. I don’t know why Greenland is hesitant here
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Now Landry is suggesting a war to steal Greenland to relieve economic pressure for the war in Iran...
See how things work with the GOP?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Jeff Landry: "Greenland needs a deal. Greenland could be exporting 2 million barrels of oil a day right now. Think about what kind of pressure that would relieve in the Strait of Hormuz, what kind of leverage that would give America ... it's time for the Danes to come to the table and let's get a deal done"
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🚨🏌️🌅 #NEW — The PGA of America has issued a statement saying Don Rea is out as President and Vice President Nathan Charnes, PGA, will now serve as Acting President, effective immediately.
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It’s truly sinful what Colbert did. He took a platform others built to entertain Americans and used it to scornfully divide them instead.
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Jean-Paul Layrisson retweetledi
Southampton NY isn’t the easiest place to get to so I might as well get this started early!
Ticket giveaway for the US open!
Bonus points if you take a kid
(12 and under are free)
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