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@JacobDyke5 There is no scenario where a roof is going to be cooler than the first floor of a house. These might be the dumbest people on earth. Even Africans in mud huts don't sleep on the roof.

عائلة سعودية في نجران ناموا فوق سطح المنزل بسبب شدة الحر، لكن مع طلوع الصباح تم العثور عليهم متوفين في حادثة مؤلمة هزّت الأهالي 😢💔 رحمهم الله جميعًا وأسكنهم فسيح جناته.

@medoliyy Absolutely. That and a little peace and quiet would be enough for most men.

ERKEKLER, lütfen samimi olun! Bu size yeter mi? Rahatça yaşar mıydınız?

@GigaBeers @lakemonstercl1 Kennedy women were never the most attractive bunch.

What in the world has happened to Caroline Kennedy?

@Watchman_motto Liberals and illegals.

Seriously what happened to California?

@NoDMsPerfavore Buy him some condoms.

You are going through your 16yr old son's phone. He has a picture of his teacher like this. What do you do?

@greg_price11 @GerryCallahan Illegals are not Californians.

Moderator: Should California give free healthcare to illegal aliens? Porter: "Yes. That's what Californians deserve."

@hashjenni I guess you'll die stupid.

Until my final breath I will never understand how January 6th wasn't an instant dealbreaker for every single American voter

@ConorRyan_93 The leafs had 4 of the top 20 players in the league for several years and they accomplished nothing. I don't think McKenna is going to win on his own.

Beyond the Bruins losing out a top-10 pick this year, the domino effect of McKenna to the Maple Leafs is brutal for Boston. Not only does an Atlantic Division foe get a legitimate talent, it also quiets some of the concern that the Leafs were heading for a sizable rebuild.

@gfstarr1 I don't give a shit. Put a decent team on the field for Christ sakes.

This will be a very special Fenway Friday. To mark the 125th anniversary of the first-ever Red Sox home game, at Huntington Avenue Grounds in 1901, all living Sox alumni with retired numbers will deliver a ceremonial 1st pitch. Confirmed participants: Wade Boggs, Carlton Fisk, Pedro Martínez, David Ortiz, Jim Rice, Carl Yastrzemski.

@jimsoxfan Might as well go for the even 100 losses.

At their current 14–21 pace, the Red Sox are tracking toward 65–97. That’s not a bridge year. That’s the bridge collapsing while ownership charges you $14 for a beer to watch it happen. #redsox #dirtywater

@SenSanders Jeff Bezos, like him or not, put millions of people to work. You on the other hand have spent your whole miserable life trying to destroy our nation.

The reality of American life today: Jeff Bezos, worth $290 billion, spent: $10 million on the Met Gala $120 million on a penthouse $500 million on a yacht Meanwhile, he‘s planning to throw 600,000 Amazon workers out on the streets and replace them with robots. Unacceptable.

@DefiantLs I could but I won't.

Meanwhile in the UK... “About 8 million people live alone many could welcome a refugee into their home.”

@SenWarren He employs thousands of people. Keep attacking the rich and they'll take their money and business overseas.

If Jeff Bezos can drop $10 million to sponsor the Met Gala, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.

@SenWarren Oh shut up 🤫

@Savageboston I feel bad for the Tigers. Where are their fans??

I feel so bad for Payton Tolle This Red Sox season is genuinely cursed

@carter6f That's what exploitation looks like. My god, let the poor thing live in peace.

Aaron Rose Philip arriving at the Met Gala ✨ First Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a major agency… breaking barriers with every step This is what real representation looks like 💫 #Metgala

@attackdogX We've really hit rock bottom. I was on a plane the other day and wondered where all the hot stewardesses went.

I present to you: Miss Vermont, Hannah Roque. She will be representing her state in the Miss America pageant.

@Tweetin_jackleg I hear you brother.

I don't know about you but if some hot ass teacher was willing to have sex with me in high school I would have kept my mouth shut and banged her as many times as possible.

@TrumpsHurricane Keep doing what you're doing honey, trust me, we'll leave you alone.

This Liberal woman says “I want to know what MAGA Men find attractive so I can do the opposite” What is your response to her ??

@FuhgedNews She's going to eat her date after the prom

They call her sexual chocolate.