Joe O’D

@Polymarket Hey shooters gotta shoot

JUST IN: Riverside County Sheriff says he's "shocked & embarrassed" after SWAT deputy was caught swiping on dating app in the midst of standoff with armed suspect.

LinkedIn is enriching uranium

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

@JoseCanYouSeeOO @DailyLoud Love those books lmao

@DailyLoud Dude is in psychosis Harry Dresden is the main protagonist in the Dresden files, a book series centered around a PI who is a also a magic sorcerer navigating magic crimes in Chicago. Victor I believe was one of the head vampires who is an antagonist Crazy shit lol

Man who identified himself as ‘Harry Dresden’ in the viral Ring doorbell footage, seen breaking into the home in footage from inside the house.

@tomfgoodwin “Yes, you’re right. The apocalypse must happen.” - head of LinkedIn

I would pay so much money to sit down with the head of LinkedIn and just show them my feed, and ask them to explain what I see An infinite numher of monkeys on infinite typewriters, would produce largely more valuable content.

@Ashhleyyyya Baja Blast

I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink

@Browns_eXtreme @zachwillis57 Lmfao right I do it for free

@jpodon01 @zachwillis57 sign me tf up

60k is fucking bananas

@TheJoeySwoll Wtf is this lmfao

How NOT to spot your gym partner! 😳😳😳

@ifloorit959 @AutismCapital Come on. The famous wizard detective from Chicago?!?

@jpodon01 @AutismCapital No, I dont?

Don’t mess with Harry Dresden 😂 😂 😂

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@western_bester @AutismCapital One and the same. You don’t recognize him?

@AutismCapital Harry Dresden the Wizard and private investigator? Protagonist of the Dresden Files?

@PaleChanner @AutismCapital YES YES YES. God forbid the Summer Knight not be let in

@AutismCapital They shouldn't have taken my succubi then. I hired this wizard for exactly that. I'm getting my redskinned demon au pair back.

@philthatremains 1000000%

some people are talking like this is a situation in which you would need a gun. it is not. this is a situation in which you call 911 and stay inside. if he breaks in, then you use a gun. NEVER go outside and confront a crazy person.

@Breaking911 Harry Dresden WOULD NOT APPROVE. If you know, you know

🚨 TERRIFYING! Moment caught on a Ring camera shows a deranged man in a long coat crashing out asking “where is your daughter?” And threatened the man on the cam that he “will end him” if he doesn’t open the door How would you handle this tense situation?

How Females wit Security jobs be at work

I have a lot of inside information on the Patriots. @heykayadams meet me at the Four Seasons Hotel Miami.