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@jpostman

Writer, speechwriter, standup comic. Hearse, limo, Zamboni driver. Collector. Author SocialCorp https://t.co/ISaQf8MDD5

Aptos, CA Katılım Haziran 2007
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Molly Jong-Fast
Molly Jong-Fast@MollyJongFast·
How many times a year should an annual physical take place?
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If you saw a Netflix series in which the president of a global superpower was unable to travel to a friendly nation because they don’t admit adjudicated rapists, you’d think it was an implausible story line.
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Julie Tsirkin
Julie Tsirkin@news_jul·
I'm glad I could take one for the team with @nbcsnl on summer break Thanks for the memes, internet! Hope you'll stick around for the reporting 🙇‍♀️
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Christopher Tremoglie
Christopher Tremoglie@chriswtremo·
We live in a country where a Connecticut senator lies about the president censoring media figures, deceives the American public into believing so, and then criticizes a comedic social media post of the president exercising his free speech. Why? Because the senator wants to suppress opposing political viewpoints.
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@Acyn Trump is a Billy Madison who can’t get past third grade.
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Acyn@Acyn·
Trump: Dumocrat. You take the E out and you don't use the B. A lot of people don't know dumb has a B in it actually. You don't need it.
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@princess_kim_k The kind of ugly fish you throw back. Like a bullhead.
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DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
Stephen Colbert got his band to play licensed music during his final show so CBS would be sued for using the music illegally. “Oh no! I hope this doesn't cost CBS any money!”
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DrOzCMS
DrOzCMS@DrOzCMS·
On our way to Minnesota where fraudsters are about to “lear” a hard lesson on stealing from the American taxpayer. @nickshirleyy
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Nathan
Nathan@ClockDying·
@mmpadellan Wearing armor and helmets, doesn’t look like they got seriously hurt? not saying they didn’t get hit but ANTIFA and BLM did this too
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BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️
HOW THE FUCK IS TRUMP TALKING ABOUT A SLUSH FUND FOR JAN 6TH THUGS, BUT NOT A DAMN PENNY FOR THE CAPITOL POLICE OFFICERS THEY ATTACKED? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
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Eagle
Eagle@PatriotEagle26·
@atrupar And where were you all when Biden crapped his pants in front of the whole world? or better yet when Biden would mumble and stutter on the mic? I'll wait because you all are coping big time.
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Aaron Rupar
Aaron Rupar@atrupar·
Trump is literally out here saying random words and calling it a commencement address. Get a load of this gibberish.
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@atrupar They need a new president of Mars.
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Aaron Rupar
Aaron Rupar@atrupar·
Trump: "I'm right now at 99% in Israel. I could run for prime minister, so maybe after I do this, I'll go to Israel and run for prime minister."
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Reverend Raphael Warnock
Reverend Raphael Warnock@ReverendWarnock·
The President just used his power to exempt himself and his family from audits on every tax return they've ever filed. If that is not corruption to the highest degree, then what is?
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joel@jpostman·
@JP_I_am_blind odd that pickup takes longer than delivery 😊
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Call Me JP
Call Me JP@JP_I_am_blind·
@jpostman Different stores have different problems. It arrives FASTER if you don't go through the store
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dean guadagni
dean guadagni@deansguide·
@jpostman @rockhall That song was he worst pile of horse dung slammed down our throats for years. Happy to see the "Kids" lined up at the lunch line at Our Lady of Fagedaboudit junior high
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joel@jpostman·
It’s a travesty that the Kars4Kids band has once again been refused admittance to the Rock and Roll HOF @rockhall
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Harry Sisson
Harry Sisson@harryjsisson·
Trump uploaded an AI image of him walking with an alien surrounded by the military and secret service. I don’t know what to say anymore. 25th Amendment NOW
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All of the nations where people are protesting against data centers are the same ones mourning the loss of steel mills.
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@paulwiggins Here we would probably call them a shoe repair shop.
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Paul Wiggins 🍺
Paul Wiggins 🍺@paulwiggins·
@jpostman Still a thing for us folks living in global cities. You'll find them near transit interchanges.
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joel@jpostman·
I saw a post from someone looking for a cobbler. I don't know of one, but I'll definitely check with my haberdasher, blacksmith, and the guy who delivers coal.
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joel@jpostman·
We visited the Louvre and I was shocked that they had no wall art.
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