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@CattardSlim @00bigWaveDave Handpicked like someone’s nose.

Trump: Americans should be thanking me, I thought I'd be making them suffer way worse than they are.

Enough of this shit already.

@ArmenBeeman @SkinnerPm Anyone who understands diplomacy and basic courtesy doesn’t need any evidence beyond the widely available video. The remark was inappropriate and unnecessarily aggressive.

@SkinnerPm That was a compliment and a joke buddy. If a sneak attack was the plan, their's was a great one. And she wasn't even born. So it didn't have anything to do with her and it's obviously not her fault. Did the handful of their pre-attack planning take offense? Produce evidence.

When the president is rude & insane & insulting, he is rude & insane & insulting in our name. All of us. This isn’t a random senile old crank spouting insults. He’s the president of the United States of America. Regardless of your vote, he represents us. And he’s destroying us.

@ThatOneFrank_ @drajanetalvarez This video is from a secret project underway at KFC Labs.

What type of bird is this massive bird🦅?!

@AdamParkhomenko @WordsDawn Drops Mike

bye mike

Retweet if you are ready for Speaker Hakeem Jeffries

@PaulRudnickNY @TAFORU Milking a large animal.

Lindsey Graham is making the symbol for: - A choo-choo train - His well-endowed college roommate - Saluting Hitler when you're holding M&Ms - Rock, paper, arthritis - Rolling the dice at his Meemaw's crap games - Solidarity with other closeted Republicans

Cesar Chavez is sleeping with Confederate generals tonight.

“I’m not afraid of anything,” said the guy who is deathly afraid of sharks, windmills, oceans, rain, germs, stairs, ramps, dogs, food poisoning, crowds, and eagles.

@deansguide @covie_93 😂

@jpostman @covie_93 destination fee, junk fee, junk fee, gold plated toilet seat fee. . . tickets to the Fox Christmas party

Why does trump need $200 billion for a war he said he already won???

They lick boots, too.

@johnpavlovitz @Smitty1648 That’s not what I did when I saw it.

"If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room" will never be a problem for Trump.

Dude, we’re a year and a half into this shitshow. Nobody is buying the “but Biden” bit anymore. Nobody.

SAVE Act = Stop Americans from Voting Equally

@modernhistory @MisterSalesman Point Break

Name This 1950's Classic

@PrinceofTahoe @GavinNewsom Did you get your degree in whataboutism?

@GavinNewsom Please keep lecturing us on spending:

$200 BILLION IS ENOUGH TO: - Double the annual per‑person spending on K–12 education. - Expand the ACA tax credit for 7 years. - Provide up to 2 million people the SNAP benefits they need. - Provide a middle class tax break of $3,500. Instead, we will spend it on an illegal war. This is only the beginning. More money will be wasted. More lives will be lost.

Absolute bombshell. The Pentagon just admitted that Trump put real estate developer Steve Witkoff and his son-in-law Jared Kushner in charge of nuclear negotiations with Iran. When their amateur diplomacy failed, they launched a massive war. Incompetence at the highest level!

@RpsAgainstTrump @SydneyLough2 8 to 7 is not a resounding endorsement.

BREAKING: Markwayne Mullin’s nomination for DHS Secretary clears the Senate Homeland Security Committee in an 8–7 vote, heading to the full Senate. Democratic Sen. John Fetterman voted yes. Republican Sen. Rand Paul voted no.

@deansguide 😂

@jpostman Slip: That is discombobulatin and aproposical for dem bums to think they can get through to the Postman! They got scrubinis loose

These are scammers clogging up my voicemail.