Jessica Pressler

@VPRrewatch Aw thank you

I know @jpressler has gone on to be a very very successful writer But her vulture recaps brought so much joy to the world

Ex CEO of Saks rn

Man @KerryHowley is so very very good nymag.com/intelligencer/…

What if in the second installment he finds out it was *not* an affair but a draft for a 50 Shades-style DC romance novel

@katienotopoulos It will force its way through the foundation of your home, I am told

I’m just glad someone is raising awareness about how invasive bamboo (often planted by someone looking for a fast-growing privacy screen) can be extremely difficult to get rid of. Left overgrown, can cause serious damage. Good to spread the word to plant native alternatives.

This is very bad for The Profession and Women but man am I hooked

My whole phone is people saying, "the invasive bamboo, which grows like a cancer...HOLY FUCK"

@ShawnMcCreesh I've been waiting for this for years

This oughta be good — a piece I wrote for New York Magazine about Risa Heller, New York's queen of crisis comms, has been optioned by A24, sparking a bidding war in Hollywood. Lizzy Caplan is set to play a Risa-like character. deadline.com/2025/02/crisis…

@OpenRoadOpenMic total nonentity mid-tier jock (also, same!)

As someone who went to high school with Dave Portnoy, I cannot stress how weird it has been to see his ascendance. It's like if a lacrosse stick became famous.

Fun-housed: When rich people bounce around rentals and hotels while primary residence is being built/renovated

Your honor I would like to enter the line "as a way to divert attention from her own personal and professional failings,” into evidence as it indicates dude is one spiteful motherfucker nytimes.com/2024/10/01/bus…

In our rush to judgment, we might pause to wonder who Leaked the story of the OlivIa NuZZi Affair, and if their motivations were entirely pure.

LM Live's first event of the season will peek into the journalism behind film and TV hits like "Hustlers" and "Inventing Anna." with @bobkolker & @jpressler twn.nyc/blog090924

@EconomyBen This is so terrible an I am so sorry to hear it.

This is Ben’s partner, Sara. I’m heartbroken to tell you that Ben died on Saturday, June 1 after a brief illness. He loved his family, being a journalist, rooting for the Yankees and the Commanders and so much more. He’ll forever be in my heart and will be missed by so many. 💔

We're in @nymag THANK YOU to the lovely @jpressler for letting us share our #bravotv takes. Read the full article now on @vulture and @nymag!

@jfagone !!!!!!!

Personal news: I'm working on my next nonfiction book! "The Jessica Simulation" is about the emotional side of AI — romance & intimacy between humans & machines, AI companionship apps, & grieving people who simulate dead loved ones. A new normal, coming sooner than you think.

Here, Maya Rudolph speaks with @jpressler about all things #SaturdayNightLive, Loot’s stealth mission to change the world, and why she’s “obsessed” with impersonating icons like Beyoncé. bit.ly/3w5WFJ3

@ryobi1976 Hm, I dunno. Are you as obnoxious in real life as you are on social media?

@jpressler Are you really as obnoxious as your character was portrayed in the show? Chumskly was insufferable, taking the side of a criminal in true liberal fashion.

Alexander Pope really getting short shrift in this Ariana Grande rollout. Why does everyone assume album title is reference to movie; not 18th century poem about a guy whose balls got cut off poetryfoundation.org/poems/44892/el…