JP Seabury

I am the son of a Technical Writer, and I have the most absurd pet peeves.

Badgin' up on Integration Procedures in Omnistudio for Managed Packages! trailhead.salesforce.com/content/learn/…

Hittin' the trail, learning about Omnistudio Data Mappers in Omnistudio for Managed Packages on @Trailhead! trailhead.salesforce.com/content/learn/…

Learning about Omniscripts in Omnistudio for Managed Packages @Trailhead! trailhead.salesforce.com/content/learn/…

Learning about Flexcards in Omnistudio for Managed Packages @Trailhead! trailhead.salesforce.com/content/learn/…

Learning about OmniStudio Architecture @Trailhead. trailhead.salesforce.com/content/learn/…

Wave. No, um, Analytics Cloud. Ugh, I mean Einstein Analytics. No, wait, Tableau CRM. ARGH. CRM Analytics. That's it! Sometimes the biggest motivation to get the next cert is to nail that paper on the wall before Salesforce decides to change the product name (again).

Three are done ... Just earned the Salesforce Architect Certification Maintenance (Winter '24) badge on @Trailhead! trailhead.salesforce.com/content/learn/…

Renew #2 ... Platform App Builder Certification Maintenance (Winter '24) badge on @Trailhead! trailhead.salesforce.com/content/learn/…

Chilly morning, coffee, and a long list of cert maintenances to bang-out. Let's go! Just earned the Platform Developer I Certification Maintenance (Winter '24) down ... next! trailhead.salesforce.com/content/learn/…

I feel like this shouldn't have been all that hard ...

@ChristophZeizel @_andrewrusso @Benioff @sama @elonmusk

@_andrewrusso @Benioff @sama @Benioff and @elonmusk together with @sama - the team the world needs

Plot twist, @Benioff hires @sama

@TheJohnGorup I don't do concerts (Music and I have a complicated relationship, wherein I really want to like it more, but quickly lose interest). But I do a lot of movies solo. I walk in with a clipboard and pen, look bored, and jot notes throughout -- like I'm some big shot movie critique.

I’m going to a concert by myself tonight (Liz Phair) because none of my friends or family are fans. It’ll be my first concert going solo. Anyone else do this? Advice?

I have no stickers on my laptop. Or water bottles. Or anything. It's not that I think they're juvenille for professionals. It's just that I can't, for the life of me, figure out how to peel the sticker off the backing without shredding the dang thing. #stickerChallenged

@meghancaves ❤️‍🔥

Salesforce was pretty quick about turning around the name change request in Kryterion (thank you!). I guess I should be happy about getting an extra week to study. Meh. I'll be happy when this cert is in the rear-view mirror! Reschedule is tomorrow. LET's GOOOOOO! 3/3

We joke during check in, "How many exams do you have to take?" "I don't know, they keep making more!" I wish they could have at least given me a warning, "We'll let you in this time, but get that name fixed before your next exam." People. Policies. Red tape. Meh. 2/3

I went to take my Salesforce CPQ Specialist Cert last week. They turned me away at the door because my "Legal First Name" in Kryterion did not match my government issued IDs. Gimme a break, I've taken 8 prior exams there THIS YEAR! 1/3

Thinking Salesforce CPQ "Twin Fields" should have been named "Object Mapping Fields". Don't get cute, name it what it is.

Today I'm reviewing all my notes taken while studying and preparing for tomorrow's CPQ Specialist cert exam. So many notes! And since I use CPQ so seldomly (and not for at least a year), it's the exam I am the least confident for. But I have learned a TON. Silver Lining?