John Woodard

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John Woodard

John Woodard

@jpwkeeper

Husband, Dad, Software Engineer, Nerd (but I repeat myself) Also at @jpwkeeper.bsky.social

Maryland Katılım Haziran 2015
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Doog@doogadoo11·
How on earth do Democrats, who support terrorists and illegals more than their own citizens, manage to still get ~49% of the people to vote for them?
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❋Naєтo@fw_naetoblaq·
Serious question. how tf did people book flights before the internet???
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John Woodard@jpwkeeper·
@chefsevenn For pork chops you won't see the same redness that you'd see in a steak, but there would be a pinkish hue if it was medium rare. Looks more medium well, but with this cut it's REALLY hard to tell from a picture.
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Chef 👩🏻‍🍳@chefsevenn·
The restaurant said that this is medium rare. What do you think ?
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John Woodard@jpwkeeper·
@doogadoo11 Amazing. Every word of what you just said is wrong. And it's only getting wronger by the day.
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Doog@doogadoo11·
@jpwkeeper Prices are down and 90% of MAGA support the Operation in Iran. Try again.
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John Woodard@jpwkeeper·
@magachrchpastr Trump? The guy who, on camera, asked someone what it was he was signing? The guy who admitted to pardoning someone he'd never heard of nor did he know what that person did? I'd rather have auto-pen and him knowing WTF he's actually signing than what we have with Trump.
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Magachurch Pastor🙏🇺🇸
Magachurch Pastor🙏🇺🇸@magachrchpastr·
I was a lifelong Democrat until I learned Joe Biden signed some things with auto-pen. That's why, for me, Pres Trump signing documents with a black Sharpie shows this Administration’s absolute commitment to transparency🙏🇺🇸
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LadyValor@lady_valor_07·
6 for me!!….I feel confident nobody Has all 20!! How many for you?
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Lisa@lalalainsd·
@warDaniel47 @kwgominger Tell me why Obama is not behind bars? Tell me why Obama goes to a funeral last week, free as a bird, and act like an innocent, righteous man? We have to have justice or this will keep happening.
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War Correspondent@warDaniel47·
I’m still trying to process what just happened. The highest ranking US intelligence official, just released smoking gun docs proving that Obama and his underlings committed treason/sedition. Meaning Trump was right about everything, the news is fake, and the Deep State is real.
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John Woodard@jpwkeeper·
@warDaniel47 Standard Disinformation Tactic: They Won't Check! Make accusations based on some "intel" that you know nobody would read even if they had access. For reference, this was from July of 2025. Have we heard anything since? Yeah, thought not.
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John Woodard@jpwkeeper·
@CaryKelly11 @RayAlbin121 I got a Z-Grills and it has been an absolutely rock-solid machine. Smoke flavor is lacking, but it was one of the first PID models which tended to have this issue, and I've never gotten around to replacing it.
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John Woodard@jpwkeeper·
@CaryKelly11 @RayAlbin121 Truthfully? Pretty much all of them. I literally cannot imagine something easier to use than a pellet smoker for BBQ. I will say this though; don't go too small. 4 pork butts is a lot, but when you do ribs? it gets tight REALLY fast.
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John Woodard@jpwkeeper·
@J_L_Fairchild @NateSilver538 Then I guess you should be OK with them releasing the files while redacting only the names of the victims? Instead of redacting the names of everyone BUT the victims? I mean, since there's no evidence there, what could be the harm? If they're innocent they'll be fine, right?
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J L Fairchild 🇺🇸🇮🇱📟
They haven't because they already said there wasn't evidence to charge anyone else. So you either believe them or you don't. So in summary, the Biden DOJ and the Trump DOJ concluded that there was no additional people to charge. No evidence to bring charges. So either, they are all in on it (Biden DOJ, Trump DOJ, NY, Florida), 1000's of people for some reason covering for pedophiles for no good reason or there isn't any serious evidence to prosecute anyone that isn't in jail or isn't dead.
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Nate Silver
Nate Silver@NateSilver538·
I don't really get the resistance lib media critic line that "the media should be covering Epstein instead of Iran". Like for one thing it's a fucking war. For another, there's already lots of Epstein coverage and voters can keep track of more than one thing at the same time.
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John Woodard@jpwkeeper·
@RpsAgainstTrump Funny, I thought they "obliterated" their nuclear capability 9 months ago. What happened? Obama's deal lasted almost 3 years, and only ended because Trump tore it up against the advice of everyone in his own cabinet.
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Republicans against Trump
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump·
Trump: "If we didn't hit within 2 weeks, they would've had a nuclear weapon”
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John Woodard@jpwkeeper·
@IDSurvivalPrep Standard Disinformation Tactic: They Won't Check! Make a claim backed up by an article or video, knowing most people won't actually read the article or watch the video, so you can claim it says something it doesn't. For example, this ruling does not mean "No Due Process".
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Mr. Idaho
Mr. Idaho@IDSurvivalPrep·
BOOOOM!!!!!!!!! 9-0 RULING FOR TRUMP!!!!!! DEPORT THEM ALLLLLLLL!!!!!. Yep, a 9-0 ruling in Trumps favor that he can deport illegals without any warrants. The due process is now, you illegal, you gone.
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John Woodard@jpwkeeper·
@AndrewKolvet Oh wow, that line of argument is REALLY not going to go the way he hopes.
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Andrew Kolvet
Andrew Kolvet@AndrewKolvet·
Just spoke with Steve Toth who defeated Dan Crenshaw in TX-02 Republican primary last night. He's served with Dem. Senate nominee James Talarico in the Texas House, and held NOTHING back: "I served with James Talarico from 2019 to today. This guy is as evil as they come. There is a darkness to this man's life. If you doubt that there is a wickedness and evil and a demonic presence in the world, you only have to look at James Talarico. He's an awful, awful person." @SteveTothTX
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John Woodard@jpwkeeper·
@BobGolen That's just a rough number. They use Partridges as the decimal place for more precision.
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Bob Golen@BobGolen·
We measuring celestial objects in flamingos now?
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John Woodard@jpwkeeper·
@tomieinlove Because nobody wants to save up for 30 years to buy their first house at 50.
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tomie@tomieinlove·
Why do people take out loans? You have to give them back more money than they gave you. If someone offered you a ten-dollar bill for eleven dollars, you'd call it crazy. But somehow loans aren't?
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John Woodard@jpwkeeper·
@uoislame @Ravenismeee To be fair, most of those "instructions" are written for people who already know how to cook, and they're often really, really bad, and sometimes even outright lies.
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James@uoislame·
@Ravenismeee Nobody. It’s literally following instructions. The fact yall can’t do this makes me sad your vote is worth the same as mine.
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Raven@Ravenismeee·
Men who can cook .. who taught you??
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