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#100DaysOfCode Road to FAANG. DAY 1 - Setup VSCode. Got tired. Will continue tomorrow

Hey @JasonMa90104406! The boardroom dust has officially settled and HR wants to see what’s behind the new profile name. Check your DMs, we’ve sent you the list of documents we need. Let’s see if that CV matches your rebrand! Stay #ThirstyForMore

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@mrj21 you think GOK can pay market rates for elixir devs?

@jrobah What about it?

Auditor general wants gok to take over Ecitizen. But where E-citizen pulled uno reverse card was migrating the system from PHP to Elixir. How many Elixir devs do you know in Kenya? Assuming Gok took it, will they pay the devs their current salaries or get Elixir devs for cheap?

@Agrariannn @nut3case @salimthedon__ DOP imekuwa ikipiga companies some hefty fines for refusing to take down data when asked to

@nut3case @salimthedon__ After nimetuma email buana nikapata bro ndio support tena🤣🤣. Na kitu iko ni he didn't pay 2 hackathons.

Alafu wewe bois io statement zote Unaniquote and u don't even pay your interns ,hackathon ulikataa kulipa Hio nguvu ya kuenda shows si uwekee hao watu kakitu Can you style up pia wewe unaharibu ecosystem

@mrj21 what about the payment?

@jrobah Definetly not this Ruto govt. but let's not make it seem like Elixir is something devs cannot learn.

@mrj21 Assuming Gok took it, will they pay the devs their current salaries or get Elixir devs for cheap?

@jrobah The same devs who migrated to elixir would be the same devs GoK would hire. This is a solvable problem

@olaldennis I took a guess

@jrobah How do you know they migrated it to Elixir?

@xysist Yaas King. Fine dining or nothing. No more nonchalant without provider energy

Don’t accept to be taken to those dingy restaurants. 5 star fine dining and above only ; Lest the only tip she gets to see will be your French tips king 💅

Imagine meeting her friends and she’s the one being sent to get the jacket from the car. Small clit energy

So my card declined last week by Nando’s and this lady offered to pay for my meal. Felt I owed her and took her number so I could repay her. After we started chatting on WA she offered to pay for my rent and I agreed. Today she came and wants to sleep with me. Ladies 🚮

Zero community notes, shït must be getting real

Another day to give it another try. Mungu baba nipee hii

PS atakuwa anasikia senior dev analipwa 800k anaanza zile story za "kijana mdogo unataka ulipwe kushinda governor wa county?"

@inglorious_bat She delivers to the house. Nyama safi haina ballgum. Na nikitaka boneless it's boneless though for this she charges highe. Never been to a butchery since I started ordering from her Funny I have never met her for the 2 years I have been her client

@jrobah Not bad if you factor in possible transport to KMC etc

If not for KMC and their prices, beef would be eaten once a month in this house going forward

@inglorious_bat My plug sells me for 750

@jrobah At 680 a kg, it's worth it for me

if she brings out the child in you, you're dating a Woman. if she brings out the father in you, you're dating a Girl. if she brings out the inner woman in you, you're dating a loser.