John Santillo

@JimGaffigan Did you ever space out during a show and mistake your microphone for an ice cream cone and take a lick?? Then just play it off like it was part of the act?? I have to public speak tomorrow and I could see myself doing that... #icecream

Congrats @johnscott_32 On to the second round!

@lady_valor_07 A side of Rolaids

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

Jesus fucking christ. Fuck our lives. Somebody tell me this isn’t real.

Carolina in 3.

@Jennnyyyyyy 25

This is harder than it looks 😬 Difficulty - Semi Pro 🤠

@SqSehrish 1

Can you solve this in 10 seconds..? No calculator allowed 😭

@AfterLeWhistle Fore!

@wealthmoose @craigrivet52 Riv, not even trying to be funny, when i started reading I thought they were talking about you. Lol

🚨 Read this slowly. • Wife lives in the U.S. 🇺🇸 • Four kids live & study in the U.S. 🇺🇸 • ~91% of his portfolio in the U.S. 🇺🇸 • Home in the U.S. 🇺🇸 • Brookfield moved HQ to the U.S. 📍 Yet he tells Canadians: 🇨🇦 “We can’t depend on America.” 🇺🇸 Do you see the contradiction? #cdnpoli #Canada #US #Reality

@SimonettiSource @MarcheseJon Those critical of Judge being the problem, i’m not saying he is a great or even satisfactory leader. Captains in baseball are stupid. Literally serve no purpose. If the players need Judge or anyone to get them going, it’s a team problem. Leadership is instinctive, not a job.

The Yankees have a Leadership problem and they have had it since 2018. As I've been saying since 2019 you CANNOT have the same issues year after year with different players constantly and use the lazy excuse of always blaming the players. The problem has been obvious for awhile

@ZIMMERWIZ Kind of on brand with how they generally seem to play the last few years…defensive lapses and little league baserunning. I’m not surprised at all. Boone drives me crazy, but for people blaming him, is he responsible for teaching the basics? By HS ball you have seen this play. 🤦‍♂️

@Seinfeldism1 Schmoopy

Do I know you? #Seinfeld S07E06 - The Soup Nazi

@SabresFunStats This was the photo @ChatterBuffalo

Since I can’t get a Beer Sabre, this might be my best option. #sabrehood

@Corporate_Gates Going nowhere fast with an embarrassing PP and PK.

Sabres seem to be falling victim to the mentality they’ve talked about in the past where they think they’re better than other teams and play like dogshit

@NotTheJoeMarino Sorry, but there is no way it should be a football player. If that is what it takes to generate “pop” from the crowd, they have the wrong fans in the building.

Thinking about who’s going to bang the drum for the first home playoff game Gotta be either Josh Allen or Ryan Miller Any other ideas?

@Diandra_loux @TheHockeyNews Orrrr, maybe he was out of control and was barely touched on his way to crashing into the goal??

Here’s a look at the collision involving Point. #GoBolts

@ChatterBuffalo Yet they have an endless supply of souvenir popcorn buckets. Makes no sense. They could sell thousands every game. Such a miss by the marketing dept

They probably made like 2000 beer Sabres I have rarely seen anyone that actually has one. Tweet about em all day. The demand is sky high for them and if you somehow miraculously have extra…you have more home games. Even when the team is good the owner is so dumb

@kabokid @PitchingNinja Seriously. Wtf is a wrong way slider? I think there is an established pitch named for this action.

@PitchingNinja So a screwball?

Tatsuya Imai's Wrong Way Slider. 🤪 13 inches arm side run.

@BuffaloSabres @SneakyJoeSports Very appropriate…what was that line? Something about crawling through a “river of shit…” pretty aptly describes the last 14 years

@MatthewFairburn He should get an award from the players association for standing up to those losers. Getting ready for postseason and putting the whistle away for the last 5 min. I can’t stand how rules don’t matter. “Not deciding the game” is choosing to decide the game a different, unfair way.

Josh Norris went to the locker room with just over a minute left in the game, but he wasn't injured. He got a misconduct for "abuse of officials."

@SneakyJoeSports Stanley should not dress unless they are playing with 7 D. He is too slow.

Logan Stanley with each partner ZACH METSA - 53:40 Goals - 4 BUF - 0 OPP Shots - 29 BUF - 24 OPP xGF% - 48.5% CONOR TIMMINS - 25:30 Goals - 1 BUF - 0 OPP Shots - 10 BUF - 16 OPP xGF% - 44.5% LUKE SCHENN - 19:31 (BUF ONLY) Goals - 0 BUF - 2 OPP Shots - 7 BUF -7 OPP xGF% - 56.2%