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@AflGlicko Particularly love the umpire ignoring a young crows player in Cook alerting him to the issue. Can’t have a crow pointing out ANOTHER bad umpiring call late in a game…

Can't count to six, fuck me. Abolish this clown show rule.

@wholelottamilkx @MarkDiStef If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. Some things aren’t worth it, even for the slim chance to be PM.

@MarkDiStef Hastie really has zero political instinct

Not a rumor. Both Rinehart and Kerry Stokes dislike Hastie because he testified against Roberts Smith.

@SwampedAussie @TDM_Jesus @MarkDiStef Incredible how easily manipulated by billionaires so many are, huh?

@TDM_Jesus @MarkDiStef Also happens to be the more popular one.

@WatfordFC Finish was beautiful, the through-ball was sublime too

Irankunda lights up The Vic 🤩🇦🇺

@JohnnyinternetI @footyindustryAU Free agency being free in a draft system which actually makes the rest of the competition pay for it with compensation pics. Those clubs then still take a pick in that range which is ludicrous.

@footyindustryAU It’s definitely not all the AFL. But we are now seeing more and more teams hang at the bottom for a long time, despite the salary cap, soft cap, and other measures. The main reason (not only) being the compromised draft imo.

It doesnt matter what the AFL does if clubs like Essendon and Carlton operate circuses instead of football clubs. Carlton havent made a Grand Final since 1999, and even then werent a serious contender. Essendon havent won a final in so long its a meme. None of that is to do with AFL policy. The clubs are run by idiots who cant keep players happy or fit or at the clubs. Carlton in particular have had so many father/sons and number 1 draft picks that you start to question why the draft is even a thing. Then theres the Tigers. Its like they won a couple and were like "yeah we're done now, thanks for coming, see you in another 30"

@MarkGottlieb @DeleteMyTeam @kent_hodder It’s actually four results because your ‘third’ is actually schrodinger’s wicket of both out and not out depending on the umpire’s call which is a ludicrous situation. The ‘margin for error’ cover is simply to acquiesce to the umpires by a bunch of antiquated fools at the MCC.

@DeleteMyTeam @kent_hodder The margin of error on the prediction is actually really, really small. I promise you there would be less people whinging about DRS if you only had two results - OUT or NOT OUT - rather than three - UMPIRE'S CALL.

This is literally what happens in cricket. People will bitch and whine no matter where you calibrate the line.

@samster99_ @maxlaughton @TheWorldMayor @bazac450 For a few people it does come as a surprise that logical reasoning can be applied. Just shows they didn’t pass year 10 mathematics…

@maxlaughton @TheWorldMayor @bazac450 I enjoyed this thread! Especially the part you had to say out loud you used your brain 👌🏼

Feels like there are basically two AFL divisions right now - the top 12, and then the bottom six of Carlton, Essendon, North Melbourne, Port Adelaide, Richmond and West Coast. Division 1 is currently 7-0 against Division 2 with an average margin of 66 points.

@maxlaughton @TheWorldMayor @bazac450 Max proving why he’s paid to talk about footy and the rest of these muppets that they’ll never be. Norf has potential but not there yet

@TheWorldMayor @bazac450 My eyes consuming the visual input and my brain processing it into human thought

@Jasonread21 @kanecornes That’s because despite his false protestations, he’s a puppet doing as he’s told & preparing the public. The inherent risk in the game cannot be removed, nor should it be It’s like trying to ban crashes in motorsports They get paid well for that risk Don’t like it? Don’t play

@kanecornes Kaneo you’re the only one talking about it, just leave it

It’s the last thing I want, but they have left themselves no option. Bumping, tackling, smothering, pushing in marking contests, contact limits at training. One guess what’s next

@IcyVert I know you’re baiting everyone, but I’d still like to introduce you to Cricket DRS - a system so messed up that it quite accurately creates Schrödinger’s Wickets (outs) depending on what th umpire’s decision is and who needs to make the review. It’s actual insanity in action

Going forward something needs to be done about this. This absolutely should not be a strike.

@nathandg12 @AndrewJNatale I actually think the Crows at this point are putting the time into Jones because they can draw a good pick from Tassie…

@AndrewJNatale Edwards and Dowling both meet the criteria and still don’t get a sniff. But Pedlar’s 8 touches a game and Jones’ 4 touches is fine though.

It’s crazy how high the bar is set for some of our SANFL guys. Like they need to be perfect, fixed all weaknesses, get 30+ for multiple weeks whereas others have never done that and get 100 games!!

@JADelaideX McAndrew was a beast and let down by his number two whose job he took. Fought through clear discomfort. Thank God we have him.

Who was last night's Round 4 #MadeFromSA POTM? 🗳️ Apologies: Dawson, Thilthorpe & Milera

@FtblNostalgic Was there for it. Half the Dutch missed it celebrating their opening goal just prior.

Your average goal in the 2014 World Cup:

@DanielCherny Crows are gonna win it all. It’s this type of start that steels a team. Four games in 20 days, six blokes out nearly every game so far. They’re just getting started.

No one regresses to the mean like the Crows.

@PedlarFan Misses Cummins, Curtin, Ah Chee, Fogarty, Laird, Toby Murray (over ROB as per Rd 1). You’re the dipshit

@jsd12320948 You’re a dipshit if you think the injures are the cause of this. Our midfield is full strength and we are getting belted Our forward line is full strength and getting belted Keane and butts isn’t a 50 point difference you happy clapper

Genuinely getting smacked in the middle and absolutely taught a clinic of how to kick inside 50. Before people bitch about the injuries, these issues are system. Ball movement, transition from defence, forward structure.

@PedlarFan Now read the injuries list from our first 23. Muppet.

@jsd12320948 😂😂😂😂 Our list is in great shape. It’s the coaching and system mate.

@SteveW80 @JoshJenkins24 Jones should be playing ahead of the ball, not behind it.

@JoshJenkins24 Far from in love with the Crows selection committee in general. In a half back line that has Milera, Bond, Michalanney and Cook. Chayce Jones is just a waste of a selection.

Far from in love with CROWS going with 2 RUCKS and 3 TALL forwards…

@JoshJenkins24 Especially when ROB is a crutch out there. That turnover kick down the line was putrid and everything wrong with his game.

@JADelaideX Keays’ bad - was a terrible time to play on taking one from Filth set shot

@jsd12320948 Oh really? My bad then.

An absolute joke of an umpire. Pearce should’ve been called holding the ball.