J♥️ wor$t twink in america

If you’re the one who cheats you should be entitled to nothing

She’s gonna be fighting Meghan for the #200 spot on billboard

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Lowkey grad school is baller cause imagine college without those pesky gen eds getting in the way of your 4.0

Why do so many people pursue stem degrees but are literally bad at them? Either drop out or become a humanities brokey

I’m guarded like I’m an Obama

Lowkey albums with more than like 15 songs are fraud but only when someone not named Dua Lipa does it

@madsdefaulte If they’d get turned away from a yugioh tournament, time to spend the night in jail. Edibles and weed seltzers only.

@jsheadphones should bad smelling people also be criminalized? how do we measure the offensiveness of a smell? if people smoke weed and don’t smell will they be allowed?

My most unwoke opinion is yes criminalize weed it smells bad

SHE IS SO LUCKY BUT WHY DOES SHE CRY

Looking back her bangs are the most wild part of this video

Me and @meanwhile666 being both halfway done with our masters degrees

Gaga is freaky for making a song about touching herself on an album about her dead aunt

Lowkey Israel is to blame for everything

The way the movie grease happened to me except the ending

Things started going wrong in the world when yall let no excuses by meghan trainor flop

Being a pushing 25 expiring twink is so humbling I feel like the girl in orphan when she takes the makeup off

Remember when The Weeknd did this and lost a #1 album to Gunna

Best songs of every decade that matters: 1970s: Diamonds and Rust 1980s: Smalltown Boy 1990s: Love Will Never Do (Without You) 2000s: If U Seek Amy 2010s: Without Me 2020s: I got it bad

Trump’s fake assassination attempts are like that one girl in high school who lied about having cancer