andrew ♱

this being the best gif to ever exist

i wish the hospital would let me keep some of my blood. and i’m definitely keeping my wisdom teeth when they’re removed

@Juslomi did you say yes

Every so often I think about this sleepover hookup i had once that woke me up in the middle of the night to ask me if he should eat a burger

why did the receptionist get so excited of the street i live on and then tell me her daughter lives there too and gave me her whole address like don’t give your child’s address out to strangers 🫪

@cannibalyyysm real

i want 1. sex, money, drugs 2. chains on my chest 3. vintage celine 4. diamond grills 5. champagne bottles i get for free

@Tinashe @gwskays thank you for sharing

@gwskays My dad is making me spaghetti right now and I feel like everyone should know

My problem is that I have no limits when it comes to pasta cuz why I just eat my body weight in spaghetti im going to COLLAPSE

IM SO DEPRESSED I WONT SEE MY SCHOOL CRUSH ANYMORE OMFGGG. and there’s no one i like at work either. this loveless life is not going to do not at all

@jsheadphones should bad smelling people also be criminalized? how do we measure the offensiveness of a smell? if people smoke weed and don’t smell will they be allowed?

My most unwoke opinion is yes criminalize weed it smells bad

@leonskisserr chris checking his phone after his 9-5 boulder punching shift

@cagesvinyl we need the deluxe and we need it now

ik ife isnt even a year old yet but that song maggie showed us…yeah im getting a little hungry again….

i didn’t put on deodorant after showering this morning bc i was planning on going in the hot tub but now that i haven’t it’s like… oh you were just a dirty bitch all day for virtually no reason

@purrmsgirltweet @akkemiiiiiiii this changes everything

@akkemiiiiiiii for anyone in need of advice on how to stop living that way, imagine yourself as a sad bart simpson xxxtentacion edit every time you catch yourself thinking about life being meaningless and wanting to die. it’s done more to help me change my outlook on life than years of therapy.

u literally cant be +18 and still go thru life w a nihilist view on everything in life like at some point u gotta put the corny down

madison beer being a real living person is such a crazy concept to me wdym there are angels casually living among us

@dieforeilish HIT TWEET ALERT 🚨

old hollywood film vibes

WAIT. thinking about the time i hooked up with this guy in his dorm and i demanded he play the bratz movie in the background before we did anything in case i got bored like who did i think i was 💀💀💀

bro. the way the parents in True Blood and TVD both died from drowning in their cars can we get a new trope. nina dobrev is so hot. i definitely need to marry a woman who fetishizes me being with men. bc im not marrying a man. but also i don’t want to ever not be with men again

@deathby1989cutz this song in general… why is no one streaming

dance... is popping off — time for this bridge to receive its flowers too

i don’t want to die, that is the only reason i fight. i have nothing to save myself for or give myself to.

i’m anticipating the rest of my life while i’m stuck in one place.. i hate being so stagnant but i don’t have enough independence to change anything yet. even worse than that i feel tied down. i just want to be free.

this is so beautiful

but seriously i don’t know what it is but i love finding new interesting words and learning the definitions of them i latch onto them

i’ve gotten so much feedback in my classes that my vocabulary is interesting and encapsulating and i’m like wow… after years of listening to emo ass music it’s finally paid off