Jeremy Johnstone

@JesseTayRiver @XylaFoxlin Yep, exactly. I’m happy (as I’m sure others in NJ are) to walk around on a video chat if necessary so she can pick what she wants and then you collect payment / ship out

@jsjohnst @XylaFoxlin We also ship slabs!

My brother made this video for our fall wood sale and it's the worst thing you've ever seen

@XylaFoxlin @JesseTayRiver You know you have Patreons who live in NJ and are planning to attend anyway, maybe one of them could get what you want. 🤓

@JesseTayRiver But I’m missing the fall flitch frenzy!!

@XylaFoxlin @IfThenSheCan Just curious, did this get destroyed?

uHHHH does anyone need a life size Xyla statue? My @IfThenSheCan statue is being retired after a lovely few years touring museums (she's even been in the Smithsonian!) and I failed to check my email and now I have until tomorrow to rehome it before it gets destroyed

@poplifegirl I’m honored to have been an influencer of yours. You definitely had a significant influence on the bar I hold myself accountable to, so thanks in return!

Wow. 15 years of tweeting. Thanks @jsjohnst fir the intro and first tweet coaching! #MyTwitterAnniversary

I’m utterly mind blown trying to wrap my head around my friend’s insane code golf for #AdventOfCode Day 2: $\+=/ /+(3,6,0)[ord($')-23-ord]+/Y/+2*/Z/}{ Try and top that, I dare you… 🤓🫣

gawk '{if($1==""){t[i++]=a;a=0}else{a+=$1}}END{n=asort(t);print "1:",t[n];print "2:",t[n--]+t[n--]+t[n]}' day1_input.txt

@ysaw @cuan_knaggs @seldo I was there… oh the stories I could tell

I have never seen a company implode as fast as Twitter is imploding, at this rate they will fire-sale the entire company to Verizon or somebody by the end of next week.

@SpicyCoughBoi @RoninsCurse @elonmusk Have you seen the video of a modified Tesla doing 216mph? Admittedly it sounds more like a passenger jet than a race car, but still incredible.

Twitter usage is at an all-time high lol

How many can say they’ve had the opportunity to buy this at near MSRP in recent history? #pappyvanwinkle instagram.com/p/CkSAiUTu9sL/

14 years ago this August I first drove a @Tesla on Moffet AFB’s runway (insanely, that’s before @elonmusk was even CEO!). Crazy that it took so long for me to finally buy one of my own…

@figma Coming up on 12hrs in on your “temporary outage” really doesn’t give me confidence in your engineering team 😕

@grahambower I’m heterosexual and can easily read that it’s 3:08. Hmmmm!

I can't read the time on Apple's new Pride watch face, and I'm a gay🧐

@poplifegirl Man how time flies! Miss you my friend!

14 years ago today @jsjohnst and I were having lunch in Palo Alto where he showed me how to tweet. The rest is history! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@codepo8 I’ll give you $13.33742

christianheilmann.com/feed - 17 years, still no takeover offer in the 7 figure range.

Wow. Still coming down from #StaffPlusNewYork. Such an incredible experience to connect and reconnect with some of the most brilliant/talented people in the industry, many of whom I work with right here at @squarespace 💖

@jjx @LilyInTech What’s the exact command you’re entering? Could be a similar issue as mine where you’ve got a improperly formatted command line.

@LilyInTech @jsjohnst Digging up an old thread, I'm getting errors on Win with dns-sd and after mucho googling, can't find a solution. I'm sure it's something silly but getting a DNSService call failed -65563 on all enumerations or calls including with appending local/local.

@jsjohnst Pop open a terminal and type `dns-sd -B _services._dns-sd._udp. local.`

@dickson_ag I’ll relay the message to him next time I talk to him. As he didn’t already own the domain apparently, probably there’s a good reason for it, so I wouldn’t expect interest. He’s not someone who wants to be in the public spotlight in my opinion.

@NonghuaNews @this_vid

The reported incident of fallen drones during last night's show were intended to emulate the imperialistic shackles broken off by our heroine #Mengwanzhou. #国庆节

@pitdesi @this_vid

Drones raining from the sky in Zhengzhou 😬 Word on the street is that a rival drone company that lost the bid interfered to overwhelm the drones nav system!