James Douglas Smart

@anon_opin Come to Scotland and get a proper doing.

I think that the north of England would beat the south of England if there was a fight. Let's all meet up in Cannon Hill Park, Birmingham on the 1st of July and settle this once and for all.

@nut_history Rounders is a child's game.

Batter hits a long home run. Watches it - then drops his bat right in front of the catcher while giving him the stare down. Cannot let that one go, right?

@JasonLeonardCo1 IT IS FORBIDDEN.

#snooker #bbcsnooker can’t they rerack and keep Mark Allen’s points advantage?

@glasscanyon It was sheep eating seaweed, you silly sausage.

#snooker Oi #bbc2 I was enjoying that program about seaweed eating sheep....

@MorbidKnowledge #sneaked

The Bourne Trilogy. Director Doug Liman often snuck off with Matt Damon to film scenes without permits, forced to shoot in 60-second bursts before police arrived.

@415_Shizzle @ringmagazine You wrote that in English.

@ringmagazine The UK is dirty that's why they are always second to the U.S. in everything

Referee Mark Bates will not face any disciplinary action for his performance officiating the Derek Chisora vs Deontay Wilder fight, The Ring has learned. The British Boxing Board of Control were satisfied with Bates’ performance, their general secretary Robert Smith, has confirmed to The Ring.

@TRHLofficial #fitted

Can we all at least agree that “a whole civilization will die tonight” was far too broad a choice in words, and maybe “a whole regime” would have fit his intention better, or are we too deep into doublethink.

@Superguts11 @OwnRules @PeteHegseth Get it right. It's MURERING.

@OwnRules @PeteHegseth Merering?

God is good.

@WudiSnipper @ShaykhSulaiman That is the maddest reasoning I have ever read.

@ShaykhSulaiman Strait of Hormuz was open until Iran retaliated against U.S./Israel strikes. China now blames America for the chaos while importing huge volumes of oil. Trump saying allies who benefit most should help cover the $2B/day security bill is basic fairness.

BREAKING: CHINA DESTROYS TRUMP Trump: We need $2 billion a day to reopen the Strait of Hormuz China's FM Senator: But the Strait of Hormuz was already open before the war? The root cause of this disruption is your illegal military operations against Iran. You have created a Global Crisis OUT OF NOTHING”

@VTOfficial Good job the dawg had a gopro on, otherwise we wouldn't have believed it...

Dog Saved Me From Falling Off A Cliff 🐶😱

@dontfollowthem9 @TheSun ..and complicit!

BBC Radio 2 star Scott Mills sacked over 'historic male relationship' #Echobox=1774873985" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/3…

@80s_Kidz Radgepelt

@ch52416 @80s_Kidz Who was the slowest gunfighter in the West? Billy the Flid.

@80s_Kidz Flid. I wish this word would make a comeback.

@KarimEdvard11 @anon_opin 4pm isn't morning...

@anon_opin The start of our societal decline can be traced directly to the decision to stop Saturday morning wrestling, we need the likes of Kendo Nagasaki to give us something to aspire to .

Pause your life for a moment and google Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks wrestling matches. What the actual fuck? Two morbidly obese men, slamming their bellies into each other. This was sport in the 1970s and 80s. These were athletes. I was there. It seemed perfectly normal.

@SweetieSquad2 @piersmorgan What? The big electrical shop?

@piersmorgan We just need to keep importing low skilled migrants, I'm sure that will fix the response times by the NHS. Plus we wouldn't want your Currys to disappear now would we?

This is absolutely disgusting. What the hell has Britain become when we treat our elderly so appallingly? Having myself been through a similar fractured femur injury recently, she must have been in agony, the poor woman. Shameful.

@jamesdunn1942 @johnwtomkinson It's caused outbreaks of illiteracy all over the world..

@johnwtomkinson Cheating at curling....what has the world come too ???

So sad to see the video of Canadian Olympian Marc Kennedy who got caught cheating for Team Canada in curling today. He was confronted by the Swedish team and reacted with a disservice to Canada.

@anon_opin You're a teacher, but neglected to tell us who you're talking about...

Teacher for decades. This recent outbreak of pseudo confidence that disappears the instant you ask them to do anything isn't helping anyone. Also, they obviously don't get to spend time with their friends in person anymore. They're unsocialised and school's too much for them.

@DisBeforeAfter @Truthologie @WaltDisneyWorld Wow. I didn't know you could have a bath at Disney World.

@Truthologie @WaltDisneyWorld Disney World does have nice bathrooms!

Just so everyone is on the same page and everything is absolutely clear to every manager at @WaltDisneyWorld: THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.

@BoomGiggity2319 @GaulesMundinho That there's an "n" missing?

@IslanderNation @FredBrooklynOG Exactly what the civilised world is watching now...

@FredBrooklynOG Olympics is where it's at!

Fuck the #SuperBowl and the #NFL