J Ver

Your kids don't need a perfect dad. They need one who: • Shows up tired but still plays • Gets frustrated but stays calm • Makes mistakes but apologizes • Says "I love you" and means it • Keeps his word even when it's hard Stop waiting to be perfect. Start being present. The days are long but the years are short. Make today count.

@BenCrellin @FPLGeneral How many doubles do you predict for GW36?

Double GW33 and Blank GW34 will be set on Sunday evening following the conclusion of West Ham vs Leeds - the last FA Cup QF of the weekend. It is very likely that Man City vs Palace will move to GW36. There'll be at lease a slim chance of GW37 fixtures that clash with the FA Cup Final moving to GW36 - but this didn't happen last season. Liverpool beating Man City in the FA Cup QFs and then winning a SF, as well as Villa beating Bologna would force Villa vs Liverpool to move from GW37 to DGW36. Here's my updated Gameweek 34 spreadsheet.

@Keir_Starmer APRIL FOOLS DAY

We will be defined by our ability to stand up for British interests in this volatile world. To make our country more secure and resilient. To give working people a fairer deal and deliver more opportunities for their children.

@Gill_Gross Back-to-back Clostebol Champion

What is Sinner’s most impressive record so far?

@UTDlarry @grok did Bruno really say this?

🚨🗣️ Bruno Guimarães on links to Manchester United: I’ve seen the rumors, of course. Manchester United is a massive club, one of the biggest in the world. To even have my name mentioned with them is something that makes me proud. Since I was a kid, I’ve always had a soft spot for United. I used to watch their games, the history, the players… it’s a club that every player respects. Right now, I’m focused on giving everything where I am, but in football you never know what the future holds. Playing for a club like Manchester United is something any player would consider.

Have you watched The Manosphere with Louis Theroux on Netflix? As the Dad of a 17 year old son, I think @jimmycarr is spot on. What do you think?

@UtdBart Ref was from Liverpool so what do you expect? UCL is still on though. If we focus on winning all our remaining home games and get a couple away, we will be fine.

It’s gonna come across as salty but I genuinely think we were robbed today. Their goal should’ve been disallowed because we should’ve had a penalty on Amad. We done well to walk away with a point given the circumstances in the end but obviously wanted more.

@FPL__Raptor Benched him 😭

What a ridiculous cross that is from Lewis-Potter. Kayode with an excellent header! Full back to full back!

@Mubsyn These people are what you call Bruno Fernandes enjoyers.

If you are 30+ years old, and you claim you have been watching football for a while, and you are still asking people what Mainoo brings to this team, just leave the sport and invest your time in board games like Ludo.

@FrankEra_ An ASSNA defeat was the only one missing…

We can sleep good tonight.

@UtdBart Embarassing

This clown would’ve had more good takes than bad if he just says the complete opposite of what he actually thinks.

@AdamJoseph They cannot win it. These insufferable deluded Arsenal fans will all come out shamelessly throughout summer.

That's what football is all about. I don't care if you hate Arsenal. Max Dowman came off the bench as a 16 year old Academy player, completely changed the game & might have won Arsenal the title. If they win it, this is the moment that's remembered. Incredible to witness.

SGA on his mindset in the clutch: "I have answers to the test… but I gotta see the questions first." 🧠

SGA FOR THE WIN MVP MOMENT

@UtdBart And how out of shape they are.

It actually kills me how many of these football influencers can’t kick ball.

@TennisTV @janniksin Probably Clostebol. That’s how he did it.

HOW does he do it 🤯 @janniksin means business tonight👏 #TennisParadise

@UtdBart BuT hE gEtS g/A, wHaT eLsE dO yOu WaNt FrOm HiM?

If you don’t understand football on a level deeper than G/A then please don’t reply to this. Mbeumo’s all round game, especially when playing as a 9, and against a low block, is very mediocre. One of Sesko or Zirkzee should be starting tonight in that position.

@MphoOkonko @UtdPride Hence why he kicked it into the floor. Bruno is no baller. Just a stat pad/FPL merchant.

@UtdPride What the hell are you even talking about? He obviously wasn’t trying to flick it up. He miscontrolled it, then did well to react and adjust in a split second

After re-watching this Dorgu's goal, I understand why Bruno is the best. Look at the way he raised the ball up✨️🔥

@RiicoBandzz The Sweden 0-2 England X Josh vs. Georgia combo was one for the ages

Loveisland/World Cup combo in 2018 was best this country has ever felt been a steady decline ever since.

@UtdBart You’re right on most things anyway so I’ll let it slide

Amorim had me thinking he was shit 💔