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@HumansNoContext Now try it with children. …I have a house to volunteer if you want to do it like that guy that mows overgrown yards for people. 😂

I strive to be this level of unemployed

@Dearme2_ Someone read this comment, then they sent me a whole Bitcoin. 🤞 bc1pyklw0l5dmfzvrzp5lu2c5hwe608t5gjnzgv8d52jwg6uy9jdjjpspe9pyw

MEN ONLY!!!! What saved you when you were at your lowest?

@WallStreetApes You really expect me to believe he held that pitcher out with a fully extended arm until it filled with rain?….

This is crazy American catches rainwater in a pitcher and tests it was a TDS tester (Total Dissolved Solids) The rainwater is a ‘2’ He then tests our tap water right out of the sink The tap water is a ‘319’ and the meter lights up red According to the EPA, they set the standards at - <300 mg/L: Excellent - 300–600 mg/L: Good - 600–900 mg/L: Fair - 900–1,200 mg/L: Poor But this is not a good indication Common consumer and expert recommendations for optimal drinking water - Ideal/optimal range: 50–150 ppm - Acceptable/good: Up to 300–500 ppm - Monitor or treat if: Above 500–600 ppm Many people use filters that get the water to ‘0’ so there is no dissolved metals at all Our tap water is deemed safe but the amount of metals and solids is very poor by expert recommendations TDS measures the total concentration of inorganic and organic substances dissolved in water, like minerals, salts, metals, and other compounds

@elonmusk Do you think I could get an advance on my universal high income? I’m struggling out here. 😅

@InternetH0F This should inspire another neighbor to pressure wash.

People like these are the silent saviors of their community

@holisticgrenade I know I’m real. I have no idea if any of you are. 😅

99% of humans are fake. The only real ones left are the ones who: don't take medications don't get vaccinated don't use artificial fragrances don't go to doctors don't wear sunscreen don't trust in doctors don't trust in the media and most importantly don't trust in the government. Anyone who does these things is incapable of being a real person because all of their thoughts, feelings, and opinions are influenced by something outside of themselves. If you want to be real, avoid all of these things.

@AprilSpark1890 Holy eyes.

💯This is awesome.💯 Florida makes history. Florida is the first state in the nation requiring mandatory instruction on the history and horrors of Communism in public schools starting in the 2026-2027 school year.

@Mrcryptoxwhale $1,000 short on rent and having a baby Sunday. 😮‍💨 Talk about STRESSED. 😅

@DearS_o_n Just me. But even I was pretty elusive.

WHO WAS THERE FOR YOU AT YOUR LOWEST?

@WallStreetMav I gave my wife full access to my $250k. I’m filing bankruptcy next week. 🤦‍♂️

🤔🤔🤔

@TateTheTalisman You ever buy a memecoin at a tenth of a cent, then watch it hit $10? Let’s go.

I’m hiring. Won’t give the job description. Post underneath why you think you’re qualified to work for me. 2 positions available.

@Fun_Viral_Vids There are many…cylinders to choose from in the world.

Does size matter?

@Cobratate Damn, I even joined the real world. Still broke. 🤦‍♂️

ALL YOUR INVESTMENTS WILL FAIL

@Mlu__N2 At’ll do Donkey. At’ll do.

This was life before capitalism. I like that boulder. That’s a nice boulder.

@Tekeee I’m 31. 4 kids and about to file bankruptcy. My heart is full. My bank is empty. I’m okay with that, but trying to at least keep it full enough to provide is crushing my soul.

I’m 40 years old Lonely Childless But I’m a millionaire Unfortunately money doesn’t fill the spot in the heart that a family would :/

@Rainmaker1973 That’s not a fish? Thats ya mamma.

The arapaima is a massive, fast-feeding fish that can swallow its prey in seconds.

@elonmusk Didn’t we pretty much confirm charity was a scam last year? Just take a move from the @MrBeast playbook and donate it to random people on X.

Btw, the proceeds of any legal victory in the OpenAI case will be donated to charity. I will in no way enrich myself.

@elonmusk @_kaitodev @garrytan @karpathy @elonmusk think I could maybe get an advance on my UBI? 😅

@_kaitodev @garrytan @karpathy All jobs will be optional. There will be universal high income.

5 minutes ago, @karpathy just dropped karpathy/jobs! he scraped every job in the US economy (342 occupations from BLS), scored each one's AI exposure 0-10 using an LLM, and visualized it as a treemap. if your whole job happens on a screen you're cooked. average score across all jobs is 5.3/10. software devs: 8-9. roofers: 0-1. medical transcriptionists: 10/10 💀 karpathy.ai/jobs

@AnnasServices Anna, I’ve been doing this for like a year. F*ck it, just pick me already! 😂

@NoAlphaLimits @XYOPepe lol, they think USD matters. We just print those. If you think that’s bad, you should see what the banks do. 🥱