Turd Ferguson

"You spend your days waiting for your doom, yet it never comes. And the day when something inevitably does go wrong, does that make everything else not worth being here for?”

@springchickenm1 @thedealsguy_ Out for me

@jthecoolcat @thedealsguy_ just bought np

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@TheWapplehouse He would be so proud

@ChrisRoseSports @ChrisRose

Trev thinks ABS is going to cause umps to say they're done working behind the plate

Biden AI is the only reason I will miss Sora. These will forever be some of the greatest AI videos ever made.

i been laughing at this video for hours now bruh

They’re calling Dub Gleed the most Star Wars-ass name in Major League Baseball history. The Jays are assigning him to Double-A Tatooine.

@Montessi This isn’t even close to the first time this has happened

@jthecoolcat Throwing 93, Abreu appeared hurt.

Takeaways from the first series. If the Astros offense doesn’t hit, the rotation and bullpen are not going to allow the team to be successful. Bryan Abreu should never sniff the closers role ever again in his life. Give it to anybody else. That dude doesn’t have the closing gene, I’m sorry. It’s been tried time and time again and he does not have it. Christian Walker looks so much better this year. Not trading Isaac paredes is going to wind up being the best possible outcome for this season offensively. Jose Altuve is getting old :( A split after two embarrassing games is a solid outcome and I will take it. This is the weakest Astros team we’ve seen since 2018. I’m sniffing a wild card, maybe. With this pitching, making the playoffs is going to be difficult

Me replying to all Japanese barbecue posts on 𝕏

Vin Scully introduces David Wells to the broadcast like only Vin Scully can. Best thing you’ll see today.

美味そうな肉の写真をアップするとアメリカ人からリプを貰えると聞きましたwww

"Babe, we can't go out tonight... My weather app says it's Batman: The Animated Series out there..."

😭😭like

you were always cool to me don't come to the trampoline park tomorrow

Used the transgender bathroom yesterday. Had to take a she/it.

When I name my black ass son Munetaka don’t nobody ask me any questions

@laineyyyy01 Easy

boys are so easy they just want to be asked what their walkout song would be if they were a closer