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@Montessi
Welcome. I tweet a lot of dog gifs. Back in the 505.
Albuquerque, NM Katılım Nisan 2009
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Bonus points if you know who she is married to
Hothletes!@hothletes
Good morning! To help treat your case of the Mondays, here’s the winner of our Weekend Poll: Allison Stokke! Do any of you remember the photo that made her famous?
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“HE’S ARGUING WITH THE ROBOTS!
YOU CAN’T DEFEAT THE ROBOTS!!”
tru@trumanation_
WE HAVE OUR FIRST EVER ABS RAGE BAIT EJECTION😭
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Takeaways from the first series.
If the Astros offense doesn’t hit, the rotation and bullpen are not going to allow the team to be successful.
Bryan Abreu should never sniff the closers role ever again in his life. Give it to anybody else. That dude doesn’t have the closing gene, I’m sorry. It’s been tried time and time again and he does not have it.
Christian Walker looks so much better this year.
Not trading Isaac paredes is going to wind up being the best possible outcome for this season offensively.
Jose Altuve is getting old :(
A split after two embarrassing games is a solid outcome and I will take it.
This is the weakest Astros team we’ve seen since 2018. I’m sniffing a wild card, maybe. With this pitching, making the playoffs is going to be difficult
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Walker having much better ABs to start the year. Good to see.
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Love when the opposing team gets a 1/30 home run. #ChaseTheFight
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Narrator: Yainer, did indeed, NOT run into one here.
Fan@maybef4n
Announcer: If Yainer runs into one here that’s a tie ballgame, right? Yes, professional sports person, that’s how baseball works
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When the folks on Bluesky ask why I’m still on Twitter
Acyn@Acyn
Trump: I like to hang out with losers because it makes me feel better.
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There was a time, not long ago, when the Astros believed in situational hitting. They would move runners over, hit sac flies, and would work the count. Those were good times, friends. Good times.
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My official Houston Astros predictions:
Yordan is healthy all year (155 games played) and hits 51 homeruns.
Hunter Brown leads the team with a sub 2.50 ERA and wins 20 games.
Astros win the AL West and make a strong playoff push for the World Series.
#ChaseTheFight
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I think Weir's work is a great example of pulling people into something they ostensibly have no interest in simply because of the passion, knowledge and obsession of the creator.
Sports leagues could learn a lot from it.
Robert Rubsam@rob_rubsam
Driving me slightly insane that everyone has to pretend that Andy Weir is a real novelist and not a guy whose books are like 70% math equations
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