Juice17

@thejessinc Welcome back!

Been a minute.. hi ☺️

@CakeMcJabe Their entire existence is “beating the Leafs” and they haven’t been able to do it ever in the playoffs since they came back to the league in 1992. Celebrating the Leafs missing the playoffs when they are also going to miss the playoffs… What a sad pathetic fanbase… 🤣

Being a Leaf fan is depressing, but even then, thank god I'm not a fan of a team whose cause for celebration is another team also missing the playoffs the year after beating you for the fifth time for their second series win in two decades

@InvertTheWing They are still 1 point ahead of West Ham and currently own both the goal differential and goals for tie breaker over Leeds, Forest and West Ham… Sack Tudor and get someone in to stabilize and they’ll be OK. They aren’t 10 points back of 17th… there’s still time.

What do you even do from this point?

@adammocklerr There. 👏 Is. 👏 Always. 👏 a. 👏 Tweet.

Turns out it was WW3

@Matt_Pinner Cottage Cheese… poor little guy…

You have to name him the last thing you ate

@BaillargeCarter @GuruFantasyWrld Monangai was a 7th round RB for a reason… 🤣

@GuruFantasyWrld Cause Monongai is a dog and will take up his snaps

I feel like I’m the only one who wants to draft D’Andre Swift in 2026. In 6 NFL seasons this man has finished: - RB17 (14.6 PPG, as a rookie) - RB10 (16.1 PPG) - RB16 (13.7 PPG) - RB24 (12.5 PPG) - RB21 (12.6 PPG) - RB17 (14.3 PPG) He has an incredibly high-floor due to his receiving ability (46, 62, 48, 39, 42, & 34 receptions in 6 seasons). & people don’t seem to realize how good of a rusher he was last year (4.9 YPC; 86.6 PFF Rushing Grade – 7th amongst RB’s). Swift led all RB’s in percentage of carries to gain more yards than expected (48.6%). He’s being drafted as the RB23 this year – a number he’s finished below just once in 6 seasons. Averaged essentially the same PPG as Travis Etienne, Bucky Irving, Javonte Williams last year – & is being drafted multiple rounds after them this year. Like what are we even doing here??

@FemaleJaysFan @HumansNoContext Fuck yeah! Zellers Restaurant BLT 🥪, that shit was PEAK!

Wave🎙 Is Pierre trying to rebrand himself as a moderate? #canada #cdnpoli #canadian #frankdomenic🍁

@Mellyfax @Pickerelpete01 Rent. Fucking. Free.

@Pickerelpete01 The picture lives rent free in the Maple Maga minds.

Someone has TDS still. Who wants to tell him Trudeau's gone? 😂🤣

THE CAPTAIN

@mlbelites_ The least clutch human being on planet earth.

Aaron Judge in the championship game: 0-4 3 strikeouts Rough performance from the Captain.

@TalkinBaseball_ The least clutch human being on the planet.

Aaron Judge is 0 for 4 with three strikeouts

@FemaleJaysFan @TheCinesthetic Magical! 💃

What is a great scene where somebody dances?

@SomeGuy00563983 @flawlessvictry7 It didn’t drop it by a lot, it just gave them the ability to spread the 20 million void dollars across two years… the report from Pelissaro was irrespective of Goedert’s extension… they can only afford one or the other. AJ will be moved, guaranteed.

@ju1ce_d @flawlessvictry7 Signing Goedert dropped his cap hit by a lot. They pushed the $20 mil dead money out into future years.

The Broncos "will have a new explosive player on offense... when (the news) breaks, just remember that Talib said that."

@FemaleJaysFan And bacon…

@SomeGuy00563983 @flawlessvictry7 Yes it does when the report came out that it was either AJ Brown of Goedert as the eagles can’t afford both and now Goedert re-signed… Howie is playing hardball but the reality is, he knows he has to move AJ. He’ll settle for less closer to the draft. Book it.

@flawlessvictry7 No doubt; but Howie is only selling Brown for more than he's likely worth. Doesn't make sense to sell for less. We don't need to trade him.

@FemaleJaysFan @freaktasks That’s a spicy meatball!

@FemaleJaysFan Congrats!

@Hockey_Is_All Tweet of the year candidate… bravo! 👏

For people who don't understand betting odds: USA is -155, meaning if you bet $10 on Team USA to win, you'll lose $10

@SleeperHQ Obesity

What AREN'T we better than Canada at? 😭