Jujy

Somebody found this Corgi puppy laid out in a shop surrounded by claret. They thought he'd been attacked and was hurt and bleeding... It turns out he'd eaten and entire jar of Jam and passed out on the floor in a sugar crash...😂😂😂

When Democrats lost in 2016, they knitted pink hats and donated to Planned Parenthood.

@itzel_m14 Cotton candy🤤

Whats the best Stewart’s ice cream flavor ?

We not going to forget who was a Trump supporter ♥️

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

Communication tip: Your tone and the WAY you say something matters.

a girl in my upper level psc class just asked who rbg is and i just.......am sad

Might just be me but “an entire country is screwed because one woman was not immortal” feels like a bad system of government?

Btw mental illness isn’t cute and trendy it’s an actual struggle that people face daily

I’m just gonna put this out there

ok this one is good

@BernieSanders luv u xoxo

you think you can hurt my feelings? i’ve been the least favourite in every single friendship group i’ve had since i was 8

“Yeah, Nah” = Me, disagreeing “Nah, Yeah” = Me, agreeing

someone just drove by me and yelled f*ggot out their window,,,, and? i prolly pull more girls than u. i will LITERALLY steal your wife. i do not give a single fuck

at this point you don’t even have to be 6 foot to be hot. you just need to wear 5” shorts. guys please throw your knee length shorts in the trash.